Southern Vacation in the City

Wow, all I can say is…wow!  I had such a great time with my friends on vacation.  We saw a lot and did a LOT.  Having never spent a lot of time in the Southeastern part of the United States, I was really blown away by the beauty and all the things there are to see and do.  Yes, I did get a bit touristy but hey, I was on vacation!

I can’t tell you all the details of the entire two weeks but here are some of the highlights:

1.  I realized while hanging out in Nashville on a Friday night that there is no “kink filter” in that town.  I saw a mistress charging men to be her spank sluts right on the street.  She was dressed in full leather and men were lining up to pay her to spank them with her wide leather paddle.  I stood mesmerized and a bit jealous as I watched her smack each submissive ass with that leather paddle.  I was seriously wishing I’d thought of that, to be honest.  It certainly would have paid for the drinks for the evening!  By the way, this was not the only thing I saw in Nashville.  I saw a LOT.  I even saw a granny exposing her breasts on the dance floor.

2.  Also, while in Nashville and out at the honky tonk bars, I ran into Troy Aikman.  I honestly did not know who it was and it was pointed out to me.  Of course I snapped his picture.  He is quite hunky.  I can see why the girls fawn over him.  I really wanted to say hello, but, I decided to leave the man alone because he’s a Texas boy in Tennessee and he was out on a Friday night looking for some fun.  He really didn’t need to be bothered.  But, yes, he was cute and sexy and mmmmm.  Another time, Troy.  He didn’t look like the kind of guy who wanted to be teased and denied anyway.

3.  At least 3 or 4 nights of complete debauchery including moonshine drinking, dancing on tables and some seriously HOT Hot tub fun.  Yes, I woke up with a headache.  I think I should stick to tequila.  But, as they say, “When in Rome…”

4.  Shopping!  Shopping in the south is so much better than the Pacific Northwest.  I had to buy an extra suitcase for all the shoes I bought!

5.  Best quote of the entire vacation was this one…two men are sitting at the bar in the Orchid Lounge and my friend and I are making our way through the extremely crowded room…one man starts up a conversation and then proceeds to tell us he’s a porn star.  My friend laughed and said, without batting an eye, “Really?  She’s a phone sex operator.”  while nodding at me.  Needless to say we both had drinks bought for us and these two guys wanted to hang out with us all night.  But, we smiled and thanked them for the drinks, then went on our way.  Yes, I kicked her in the ass on our way home!

6.  Everyone is so polite in the south and if you close your eyes, every man sounds like Mathew McConaughey.  I even had one waiter say “Alright, alright, alright” in a very sexy southern drawl.  I think my panties got moist.  I might be a very strong and dominating woman, but I can’t resist a sexy southern man.  I truly enjoyed my visit.  But, I have to be honest, it’s good to get back home.  Line up boys; I bought a new leather paddle and I’m dying to use it!  Let the spankings begin!