Yes, it’s 4AM Sunday morning, the 10th to be exact. I’ve been taking calls and talking to boys, I’ve even been on the radio today. It just seemed like one of those days to party with my hair down,you know? Believe it or not I got turned on a few times tonight. Yes the Mistress who controls all your nasty masturbation habits does have a libido. You heard it here. Or maybe it was the Monster Java I drank and then the double espresso, who knows?

So, it seems M e-mailed me to let me know he purchased is cock ring and that he also read my blog post regarding his purchase of porn magazines. What an obedient little panty boy he is becoming. My birthday present is looking a little more delightful every day! In fact, I’m thinking it would be a pleasure to see how many men I can make masturbate for me a few days before my birthday. I wonder if I can beat my old record, which was 30 for a day, by the way.

Since I will obviously take my birthday (hint: March 4th) off to lie around with my feet up, getting a massage and being catered to for an entire 24 hours (why should it be different than any other day?), I will probably not deign to pick up the phone, so I think this mini stroke a thon should take place on the 1st of March. What the hell, it’s a Saturday and I do love to spend my Saturdays on the phone, being kinky and teasing all the masturbating perverati.