Are you? Do you think you’re not? Well, take this test and find out if you are.
Dumb Ass TestI scored a perfect score and am NOT a dumbass or retard. So, let’s see if you fall into the dumbass category. If you don’t then maybe you can find your way to page 2 and find out when it is I’ll be taking calls next, huh?
I’ve been spending some time in community kink chat lately and I have to tell you the story of Mac. Mac was a dumbass of sorts. He decided to play pool against a woman and make a bet he thought he could win. He figured it was a sucker bet because she was a woman. DUMBASS. So, he bet her that if he lost the game of pool he would streak through the bar. Now, Mac didn’t think it through and because of is “smallness” he is of course dreading the fact that he has to streak through the bar. Not to mention the fact that he LOST to a GIRL!! LOL.
First, let me just point out that streaking went out of style back in the late 70s. But, I digress. I suggested that Mac put a frame around his little dicklet with the words “objects in frame are larger than they appear” and have some fun with it. I’m not sure if he thought that was a good idea or not. For now, let’s say he’s staying out of bars until he decides what he needs to do. Honestly, Mac needs to own up to the fact that he has a stub for a dick and learn to lick pussy like the rest of you short-stickers. Besides, a woman loves a man who has a talented tongue, DUMBASS.
Later babies,
Tia
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