Acockalypse In Portland

It seems there is a new phenomena in Portland and it’s called dick tossing.  In case you haven’t heard, the tag line for Portland is “Keep Portland Weird” so this fits the bill completely.   I realize this doesn’t have a whole lot to do with phone sex but I just had to share because it is hysterical and fun and maybe, just maybe, we could actually start a revolution.   In an apparent attempt to make Portland even weirder than it already is, someone has decided to toss dildos over power lines for fun.  I honestly can’t believe anyone would waste a perfectly good sex toy by throwing it over a power line to dangle above your head.  The only place a dildo should dangle is above an ass or a pussy, in my opinion.  But, I have to admit there are many ways to view it, pun intended.  Portlanders have a great sense of humor along with an undeniable passion for all things kinky.  Being an Oregon girl, I can attest to both.   After all, we have Kinkfest, several swingers clubs and even a masturbation marathon, and those are just some of the things that are publicized.  Now, purportedly these dildos are defective (from the factory) and therefore not viable to be sold.  Therefore the WOMAN responsible decided to have some fun with them.  But she hasn’t quite figured out how to get the butt plugs over the power lines yet.  I’m sure she’ll be creative about it.

So, my challenge to anyone who is daring and kinky out there is this…why not do some dick tossing of your own?  Wouldn’t it be a fantastic thing to see dildos and dicks and sex toys hanging from power lines all across this great kinky country of ours?  I mean, it could be a dildo revolution!  Come on, you know you want to do it!  I’m betting it will be a freeing experience, to say the least.  Notice I didn’t ask you if you have a dildo you can toss, because I know you do.  Sex toys are not just for the bedroom anymore!

Until next time…stay WEIRD…and kinky, of course!

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