Celebrity Sleaze Miley Cyrus

For those of you who don’t know this about me, I do have one little secret pleasure; I love celebrity gossip.  The juicier the better.  However, I missed out on watching the VMAs last week so I had to run to the internet to get the scoop after Twitter and Facebook blew up about America’s sweetheart gone trailer tramp, i.e., Miley Cyrus.  WOW.  What was the deal with her sticking out her tongue so much?  I mean, once would have been enough, to be honest.  Besides, if you’re going to stick your tongue out, at least french kiss another woman on stage (Britney and Madonna).   Also, did she suddenly decide to cater to the furry fetish because the teddy bear she popped out of was a good indication, along with the dancing stuffed animals.  I have to say though, that teddy bear looked violated, don’t you think?   If he didn’t look violated though, Miley was sure to let us know she would be violating a furry friend or two if given the chance.  Of course, if that sort of thing turns you on, watch the video over and over and over.  It was clear Miley was out to shock us all and she accomplished that task, hands down (did anyone notice her hands were “downtown” more than a few times?)  Although I understand it was over the top and Miley does not do the tongue in a sexy way at all, isn’t this what we’ve come to expect from the VMAs?  Every year, it’s a new shocker.  I was sad I missed this one.  But, hooray for the internet, I can watch it as much as I want, or don’t want.

Sissy Slut Training Via the VMAs

For those of you who want to get your freak on like Miley, you can always twerk your way into my strap on.  But, please, if you don’t know how to do the sexy tongue, don’t bother to try.  It just makes you look pitiful and painful, almost as though you ate something bad.  However, I was thinking while I was watching the video that the outfit she was wearing (before she stripped down to the nude bikini) was cute for a slutty sissy type.  A leotard with a teddy bear on it?  A whole new take on the word teddy, don’t you think?  It would have been much better with knee socks and a schoolgirl skirt though.  Oh wait, that would be Britney.  Either way, I’d love to see a sissy try to copy the look.  You can twerk your way into my strap on or paddle if you are so inclined.  Let’s talk about it later, shall we?  I have some more celebrity gossip to check out.  See you soon!

By the way, Miley, this is how you do it: