I was reading today that according to a study done by the BBC, men are more likely to be sexually aroused on the phone by a woman if she is fertile during the conversation, or at least close to her most fertile time of the month.  Interesting.  I also read something about male rats and copulating to death, but we’ll get to that another time.

May is Masturbation Month!  YAY!  That means you have a reason and legitimate excuse to wank your willy all you like!  That’s right, pull your pud, choke the chicken, whatever you call it.  We want to see you masturbate for US!  Or at the very least, we want to HEAR you masturbate for us!  We would also like to instruct, tease, encourage and basically be a very initmate part of your masturbation experience.  So don’t wait, this is the month for no excuses!

I got to speak with some of my favorite boys and sissies this past week.  I know I’m still missing a few here and there and I’m sorry if your schedule does not fit into mine.  I am not an early morning riser so get over it. 

So, here’s my shout out list for the week!  Collette, thank you for writing such nice things about me and for trying so hard to be a good sissy maid, even though you’re not and you know it, lol.  My NPPWB, I have enjoyed tucking you in at night…sleep well my boy.  M – you know you are suffering but hey, isn’t that what it’s all about?  I think you have made the greatest sacrifice of all, giving me control over your orgasms.  Denying you has been sweet pleasure, I assure you.

Ok, here is the schedule so pay attention:

On the 3rd, 4th, 6th and 7th of May I will be available and taking YOUR phone sex calls.  If you have been unable to get ahold of me and would like to guarantee your spot on the schedule, e-mail me at tia_n_cocktales@yahoo.com and ask for a time but keep in mind I’m not an early riser.  I will be going out of town the 9th to the 12th of May so if you normally call on the weekend and you were thinking of calling me that weekend, SORRY.

Keep Stroking for me!

Mistress Tia