Okay, boner boys and sissy sluts, listen up! I’m going to do some marathon phone time this weekend so if you’re one of those guys that complains all the time you can “never” get ahold of me, here’s your chance. Starting at midnight Eastern time tonight I will be taking calls till my voice gives out or I can’t take a call anymore, whichever comes first. I want to hear all of you, and I warn you I’m in an especially raunchy mood! We will be loud, wild and out of control so let’s have some fun. For those of you who forgot my number or misplaced it, here it is: 888-650-6789. Now dial, maggot!
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