I honestly don’t believe lately the things you boys think you can get away with. Do I seem like that much of a pushover? You think you can call me drunk? AS IF! I absolutely abhor any kind of alcohol or drug abuse so get it straight, when you call me you had better be SOBER! You also seem to think you can call me with your pecker already in your hand and moaning your fool head off. WTF?? I don’t think so. It’s not like I’m not going to let you stroke it, just be kind enough to ask permission and wait till I give it to you, K? You also seem to think you can ask to TOUCH me. What ever gave you the idea I wanted your filthy fingers on my body? You boys are getting out of control. No wonder you need a mistress. Now sit, stay in your corner and keep your hands to yourself. P.S. NO DROOLING.
Am I taking calls?
