Are you a dumbass?

Are you? Do you think you’re not? Well, take this test and find out if you are. Dumb Ass Test I scored a perfect score and am NOT a dumbass or retard. So, let’s see if you fall into the dumbass category. If you don’t then maybe you can find your way...

Your phone sex costume

What candy do you most covet in your Halloween stash? Anything that goes well with a few wiskey shots Mmmm… you covet people’s sticky candy hands Gummi bears Haloween peeps Pixie sticks! Something chocolate-y and crunchy You covet no candy. You share it...

Sexy is as sexy does

I feel sexy today. I feel sexy and vibrant and full of engery today. More so than other days. So, I think I’ll try to spend as much time as I can doing sexy things. Maybe I’ll eat strawberries in bed Sunday morning. But, one thing I know I will do for...

It’s not just Phone sex

If you are a client or customer of mine you know that it’s much more than phone sex. In fact, I’d venture to say that what we have between us is more of an erotic conversation than it is phone sex. Wikipedia defines phone sex this way: Phone sex is a type...

Feel like being naughty?

I feel like being a naughty girl tonight. A tease, actually. I feel like teasing and denying every boy I talk to and then adding in a little humiliation for those really perverted boys that deserve it so much. In case you’re wondering my weekend went fine. I got...