I can’t take credit for this at all because someone just emailed me with a great fantasy involving the Olympic theme. Sort of a sexual themed Olympics competition. I’m going to miss the opening ceremonies and some of the games because I’m leaving for the coast Friday and won’t be returning until Tuesday. In the meantime, I’d love to hear from you about specific categories of competition. The person who emailed me gets the credit for adding in the Jamaican bobsled team. Very creative.
What do you think would make a great sport for a sexual Olympics? Comment here and we’ll have some fun with it!
I was actually thinking of this after watching the ladies mountain bike cycling event this morning. Then I came across this blog post.
Enjoy Reading Milady Tia!
Dildo Mountain Bike Cycling, for both women and men. Where on the bike seat, there is a dildo attached. Now as in some Olympic sports, there is a range of points that can be attained from the degree of difficulty of the certain “position/movement objective” that needed to be successfully attained.
Now in regards to this sexual Olympic sport of “Dildo Mountain Bike Cycling” the Degree of difficulty can be demonstrated in various ways, from the size of the dildo with the parameters being measured in size and shape of the dildo, the girth, and the penetrating length of the dildo. With the larger sizes etc… starting at a higher ranking scale compared to the smaller sizes, potentially scoring a higher score.
For an extra scoring degree element, both sexes have the option of using lube or not. That is the uses of lube will be considered the standard, and the lack of lube can attain the “rider” on a higher starting scoring level. For example, the lack of lube is more difficult level.
Now for the women, there could a separate competition, using all the same criteria above, “butt” in this case the bike seat will have 2 dildos instead of the standard 1dildo bike seat.
This Olympic Competition Sport can be called the “Extreme Ladies Dildo Mountain Bike Cycling”
The course for this event is a standard Mountain Bike Course, with the typical obstacles, and terrain changes, but in this course a few more added challenges, that the riders will have to go over a longer series, and or multiple series of small bumps, for example objects that simulate various sizes of tree roots for example going across the marked path, on the down hill portion. So they get the sensation of the dildo going in and out in a rapid succession, since it is downhill, the faster the speed, the more intense the the sensation of the dildo going up and down. Plus there could also be bumps as well on the level portion of the terrain.
The rider can also have “time penalties”. For example raising their waist from the bike seat, freeing the dildoes, that the dildos must be inserted at all times. The sliding in and out, that is ok, for that is what the course is designed for. Plus the rider can also be penalized in time, in the situation where they did raise themselves from the respective dildos(s) how long it takes them to sit back down and slide the dildo(s) back in, with full insertion.
The course should be long with difficult elevation changes, the bikes will be designed so that the riders do not have to raise themselves up off the seats, but if they feel necessary to do so in increase their effort, there are time penalties for being completely free of the upright dildo. An arbitrary lap total can be set, but the the time of the race completion must be set up so that the winning times can not be attained under 60 minutes.
Oh, there will also be a rule where time will be taken off for how many orgasms a rider attains. It can be on a range based system, for example, between 1-5; 6-10; etc… a rider can get an arbitrary amount of time taken off their final time.
Now since sexually men and women are different in regards to achieving orgasms in a certain time frame, the range for men can be from 1-2; 3-4; 5-6 or if necessary employing the same pattern, orgasms in a hour long course.
If You were in charge of the Olympics, I am sure You would want it athletic and slutty Ms Tia.
Maybe, the slut Triathlon would amuse You.
First – Suck Pushups – suction cup a dildo to the floor, wrap your lips around it and do pushups. Judging can be for reps, speed and depth.
Second – Fuck Squats – suction cup a dildo to a hard surface, like a coffee table, assume the prisoner squat position and squat on it. Judging will be for reps, speed and depth.
Third – The sissy bicycle race – contestants must be wearing satin panties and have a butt plug inserted. The race is on a bumpy country road. The winner is the slut that makes it the furthest without cumming.
I am sure that all of the LDW Mistresses would love to watch and judge these events.
Oh my GODDESS, pet! That is so inspired and wonderful. I got excited just thinking about it. Sounds like good healthy competition to me. There should be a kink Olympics for sure!!
Sissy cockie jockie, ride and ride to you can’t no more
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