Masturbation Month – MAY
There is a debate in the United States as to which day is the “real” Masturbation Day. Â Some say it’s May 7th and some say it’s the 28th of May. Â I really don’t care which day it is. Â All I care about is the fact that we have an entire MONTH dedicated to the joys of masturbation. Â Think of it, THIRTY ONE wonderful days dedicated to nothing but wanking, choking your chicken, spanking the monkey, jerking off, beating off, or whatever term you prefer. Â In fact, I bet you could call it something different each day of the month and never repeat the same term twice, which just goes to show that the human race as a whole spends an awful lot of time thinking of masturbating and probably even more time actually masturbating.
A few things you might want to know about masturbation if you didn’t already:
- Â Masturbation is extremely healthy and encouraged. Â For men, it keeps the prostate healthy. Â For women, it can relieve PMS. Â For both sexes, it releases endorphins that are very important to you physical health.
- Â No, you cannot die from masturbating too many times in a row. Â But, I’m sure you will pray for death if you are caught masturbating when your mistress has strictly forbidden it. Â Naughty, naughty little masturbation addict.
- Â Tired of the same old thing every time you masturbate? Â Want to liven it up a bit? Â Well, you could have a guided masturbation session with me, the Masturbation Mistress, or any of the other lovely ladies. Â We love to manipulate your cock and your mind.
Even if you just celebrate in solitary, that’s fine. Â As long as you put your PALM into it! Â Now get out there and enjoy masturbation month. Â I have a few new “buzzy” toys and I plan to celebrate! Â Here’s some incentive, in case you need it:
You know that song … Strokin’ by Clarence Carter? It popped into my head while reading your blog post! hahahahhahahaha
I think that needs to be the theme song for Masturbation Month. What do you think?
Don’t you just LOVE Masturbation May! And, yes, I can’t think of a better way for these strokers boys to heat things up than by begging for YOU to guide them through a personalized masturbation session. I am certain you will have them edging until they are ready to explode and just begging for release!
Absolutely Ms Olivia! Strokin should be a masturbation song every month. I love that song.
I’m sure you’ve done your fair share of teasing those cocks and making them beg this month. After all, it’s what we do best, right? Yes, I have to admit I look forward to Masturbation May every year. Stroke em if you got em!
Yes, I think those nasty little strokers out there will use any excuse to masturbate. This being May is just one more reason. I always think about that song, “Turning Japanese”. I can’t remember who did it, but I bet plenty of callers do.
The Vapors did “Turning Japanese”, Ms Lena. I agree, strokers are gonna stroke no matter what. But, I have to make it my mission in life to help men learn to #masturbate more efficiently and effectively. Also, they need to understand that women are in charge.