Relaxation!

I love going to the beach as it gives me a chance to ponder things and just basically chill out completely.  So, what did I do at the beach?  Well, I lounged in the hot tub at the hotel, I ate some scrumptious seafood, I walked on the beach and I did some great shopping.  I found a great place that makes these items that change color in the sun.  Can you imagine a bikini that changes from white to bright blue in the sun?  Well, I couldn’t either but I bought one!   I love it.  I know, you are hoping for a bikini that changes to clear when it gets wet, right?  Yeah, so is every other man out there.

Masturbation Lessons

So, now that I have returned from vacation, let the masturbation lessons begin!  Some of you have been bad boys and you’ve masturbated quite a bit while I was gone.  But, a few of you will reap some rewards because you listened to your mistress and did as you were told.  I always reward my pets that do as they are told.  Cock stroking is fun, but it’s much more fun with my guided masturbation instructions and it’s more pleasurable for you if you can follow the lesson plan.  Look forward to a masturbation instruction audio from me very soon.  It’s going to give you quite a bit more insight and enable you to take these lessons and expand your masturbation experience.  After all, you don’t want to keep masturbating the same old way, do you?  Of course not.  So, let’s chat about it and we’ll figure out a lesson plan that works for you.