Bigger is Better

Yes, big penises are better than small ones.  I have to be honest.  I look at those little penises that are under 6 inches and I can’t help but giggle.  I bet those guys wish they would have eaten their vegetables.  I’m not kidding when I say that.  A lot of studies have shown that not eating your vegetables can have an effect on your penis size.  Although we can’t forget plain old genetics either.  But, just as important as length is girth.  If you have a pencil prick, even if it’s long, it’s still not going to do the job.  I’m not saying I have a gaping hole for a vagina but I do want to at least feel a man when he’s there.  I don’t want to have to ask him that question, “Is it in yet?”

So, if you have a small penis here are a few suggestions of what you can do with it.  First, tell me how small it is so I can laugh hysterically at you.  Second, run right out and buy some panties because any real man knows only shrimp dick losers wear panties and if you are under 6 inches you are a shrimp dick loser.  You might want to get a tattoo on it.  I mean, it’s not going to be anything but an ornament for the rest of your life, right?  You might as well decorate it.  Buy a blow up doll.  Good luck getting her to smile, she won’t feel a thing.

Lastly, if you’re the type of loser who enjoys some degradation for the fact that you have a small cock, give me a call on the humiliation phone sex line.  I need a good laugh from time to time.

 

Ms Tia