I Can Explain
I know it’s been a while since I’ve been here but I’ve been giving this blog post quite a bit of thought. I’m sure when you read the title you thought, “What an odd title for a blog post”, and I completely agree. However, let me explain in detail why I titled this blog post the way I did.
Truck Drivers
Let’s start with truckers. I’m always amazed by the number of over the road truck drivers I have the chance to speak with in my line of work. Being the wife of a truck driver, I know a lot of the lingo. So, I’m fully aware of what a lot lizard is as well as a portable parking lot and of course the old standby, smokey. But I guess what I find the most interesting is how many truck drivers out there on the road are currently sporting a pair of frilly pink panties underneath those Carharts. Don’t worry if you are one of those, your secret is safe with me. In fact, I encourage you to take whatever downtime you have while on the road and do a little shopping for those frilly panties and undergarments you love so much. while you’re at it why not pick up the phone sex line and talk to me about your various shopping excursions or confess that you were the lot lizard slut that was sucking cock all night last night.
Transgender and Implants
Now for the second part of the subject. Actually, the second and the third portions combined. I had the chance to talk to a wonderful cross-dressing sissy by the name of Cheri. Cheri informed me before our conversation on the phone that she had implants. In fact she had D cup implants! Cheri lived her life in a heterosexual relationship and did so, for all appearances, as a woman. Now, of course her wife saw other men and had many boyfriends. But, this was to be expected, since Cheri could not fulfill, or should I say FILL, the duties of a real man. When Sherry informed me that she had implants I thought she meant the removable kind, but I was mistaken. I had so much fun talking to Cheri and listening to her giggle. I admire Cheri for being true to herself and going so far as to have actual surgery in order to become the woman she feels she should be. In fact, I am starting to realize that implants in males are much more common than I had first thought. Right after my conversation with Cheri, I spoke to another cross-dresser who told me he also had actual implants, although they were a bit smaller than Cheri’s.
Til Next Time
So remember all you truck drivers out there, fetishes have no boundaries, nor do kinks. You can find someone who is kinky or has a particular fetish almost anywhere, even on the road. Till next time, Ms. Tia.



Truck drivers in pink lace bikini panties…ahhh…I just love that particular juxtaposition! Now off I go to “the truck drivers’ dictionary” to figure out what a portable parking lot is!
Did you ever find out what a portable parking lot is, Ms Brianna? If not, I’ll tell you that it’s a car carrier, actually a truck that carries multiple cars, usually stacked.