St Patrick’s Day
I decided to take the plunge and go out for St Patrick’s Day. I’ve never much cared for beer but seeing people drink pints of guiness or green beer and partying to celebrate driving evil snakes from a country sounded like it might be fun. I mean, who doesn’t love drunk people? So, I joined a few friends and we went out for the evening. We started our evening by going out for some seafood to satiate ourselves before the drinking began. Then, we headed for Portland’s Irish pub. It was so packed they had to put a tent up outside to hold the overflow. After a few tequila shots and some good and not so good karaoke, we decided it was time to head home for the night. Walking through the streets of downtown Portland we came up to the corner and noticed not one but two very interesting sights. One man was getting rid of his beer orally and another one was peeing on someone else’s car. Ah, the city! You gotta love it. I think I’m glad I live in a little rural community sometimes. No one pisses on my car and no one pukes in my yard. Well, the dog sometimes raises his leg on my car tire, but that’s a different ballgame altogether. I think I’ll skip the excitement next year.
Tequila Dreams
Sometimes tequila makes me have funny dreams. Thursday night was one of those nights. I dreamt I had a room full of very devout slave boys and they were all clamoring for my atttention. I cracked a large bullwhip and they all instantly fell to their knees in front of me. I proceeded to make them all masturbate for their mistress for hours and they were begging me to let them stop but I was relentless in my endeavors. I was on a mission to control all the cocks and they were my whimpering minions. First one to lose control and have an orgasm got the whip in front of all the others. That was incentive enough to keep the rest from cumming, believe me. I woke up smiling to myself. It was quite entertaining.
Your comment on your dream reminds me of the movie “Real Genius” starring Val Kilmer. It is a silly 80’s movie before his role in top gun. The movie involved the concept of science not just for science sake, but how morals and integrity is an essential part of science to weigh the potential harm or benefits of it. But any way at one point he talks about a dream he had that if I remember correctly he was standing on a pyramid in front of many undressed women who in the dream threw pickles at him. If I remember that part of the movie correctly. Try to find it it is not that bad really..honest.. would I lie to you? Random thought comment.
For me never had straight tequila before. All I know is one time I had a couple of shots of jack Danial’s, after eating a cooked steak that should not have been cooked. And that night my dream was a combination of the “Borg” from “Star trek Next Generation” assimilating the movie “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof” and the movie kept going as if nothing happened. This was in Colorado when I was doing Archaeology back in 1994.
You certainly have some funny thoughts and dreams. I think if I were you, I’d stay away from the Jack Daniels. I believe I saw bits and pieces of Real Genius many years ago. I don’t remember hearing Val talk about that dream, I’ll have to go back and look at it. Women throwing pickles? Sounds like he had some phallic issues. Maybe he should give me a call for some small penis humiliation. I’ve always felt that Val had a small penis anyway.