{"id":9,"date":"2005-12-29T23:25:58","date_gmt":"2005-12-30T04:25:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/?p=9"},"modified":"2005-12-29T23:25:58","modified_gmt":"2005-12-30T04:25:58","slug":"happy-new-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/happy-new-year","title":{"rendered":"Happy New Year"},"content":{"rendered":"

I can’t believe the year is almost over. Wow, where did all that time go? Time for a new beginning. 2006. WOW.<\/p>\n

So, here’s a few of my resolutions for 2006:<\/p>\n

1. Make a boy literally cry while humiliating<\/a> him on the phone
\n2. Wear more low cut blouses and shorter skirts. After all, teasing is my favorite kind of fun.
\n3. Help more sissies<\/a> to realize the pleasure and joy of being a girl.
\n4. Work out more (UGH)
\n5. Buy a new whip and use it more often, lol.<\/p>\n

I guess that’s about it for now. Hope you all have an incredible New Year. I know I will!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I can’t believe the year is almost over. Wow, where did all that time go? Time for a new beginning. 2006. WOW. So, here’s a few of my resolutions for 2006: 1. Make a boy literally cry while humiliating him on the phone 2. Wear more low cut blouses and shorter skirts. 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