{"id":871,"date":"2010-09-07T03:27:32","date_gmt":"2010-09-07T08:27:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/?p=871"},"modified":"2024-10-01T11:36:42","modified_gmt":"2024-10-01T16:36:42","slug":"stand-up-straight-and-pull-your-panties-out-of-your-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/stand-up-straight-and-pull-your-panties-out-of-your-ass","title":{"rendered":"Stand Up Straight and Pull Your Panties Out of Your Ass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How often does it happen?\u00a0 You bend over or you&#8217;re working on something and you find your panties have climbed up the crack of your ass?\u00a0 Uncomfortable is an understatement.\u00a0 Thus, the invention of the thong.\u00a0 I suppose it was the answer to the whole panties up your crack situation, right?\u00a0 Only now you have your panties permanently in your ass.\u00a0 As much as that sounds completely appealing, I tend to take the no panty 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