{"id":8555,"date":"2026-01-16T21:25:46","date_gmt":"2026-01-17T02:25:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/?p=8555"},"modified":"2026-01-16T21:27:11","modified_gmt":"2026-01-17T02:27:11","slug":"happy-new-year-from-your-masturbation-mistress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/2026\/01\/happy-new-year-from-your-masturbation-mistress","title":{"rendered":"Happy New Year from your Masturbation Mistress"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy 2026 &#8211; The Year of the Horse<\/p>\n<p>Which naturally means all you little dicked losers out there have another thing to contend with.\u00a0 Even the year is quite a bit more &#8220;hung&#8221; than you are.\u00a0 No, shrimpy, you are not a horse.\u00a0 Not even close.\u00a0 Those of you who <a href=\"http:\/\/www.phonehumiliation.com\">love small penis humiliation<\/a> know that I love to laugh at that thing between your legs and tell you all the reasons why you could never ever satisfy a woman with that dinky thing.\u00a0 Oh, how I like a good giggle, and I thank all of you stubby boys for giving me a reason to laugh every time I talk to you!<\/p>\n<p>Changes in attitude, changes in latitude<\/p>\n<p>Your masturbation mistress has been here at Enchantrix for a very long time, and I love all of you so very much.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not around as much as I&#8217;d like to be because of other things taking precedence, but rest assured, my heart is always with you.\u00a0 I&#8217;m still locking up cocks and teasing boys until they beg for mercy.\u00a0 So, if you just can&#8217;t live without a masturbation mistress fix or you miss me or just want the best Phone Sex Mistress on the planet, make an appointment with me!<\/p>\n<p>I am always open to appointments.\u00a0 Email me at <a href=\"mailto:tia@enchantrixempire.com\">tia@enchantrixempire.com<\/a> to schedule an appointment at your convenience.\u00a0 As you know, I love chastity, cross-dressing, sissy play, roleplay, cuckolding, corporal punishment, toys, toys, toys, and just about anything else you can think of.\u00a0 Feet?\u00a0 Yes!\u00a0 Shoes?\u00a0 Yes!\u00a0 Pantyhose? 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