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Welcome to Chastity Hospital<\/h2>\n

After a night of complete debauchery and too much fucking and sucking, you pass out into a long sleep\u2026.You awake to find yourself on a cold hard cement floor, in what appears to be an old abandoned asylum or mental hospital. It\u2019s dark and damp and you adjust your eyes to see a gorgeous woman standing in front of you in a black corset and heels. She begins to speak\u2026.<\/p>\n

“Hello boys! I see you are all waking up to find yourselves in a bit of a predicament, aren\u2019t you?\u00a0 I am Nurse Tia, the headmistress and nurse in charge here at Chastity Hospital. Never heard of it? That\u2019s because it\u2019s name is never spoken among males outside these walls. But, I assure you, many women know of our existence here.<\/p>\n

I suppose, before we get started, that I should explain why you are here and what this hospital is about\u2026 You see, none of you were abducted without a good reason. There was a lot of thought behind the reasons why you\u2019re all standing here in front of me. The bottom line is this: Your wives and girlfriends signed you up for a nice, long, stay in this chastity therapy<\/a> hospital where you\u2019ll be locked into chastity belts and re-taught how to serve and worship women without any thoughts whatsoever of your own needs. You see, each of you were failing to properly adore and cherish the women in your lives, so they have paid us a rather large sum of money for your room, board and re-education. In most cases, they simply stole the money from your bank accounts while you weren\u2019t looking, so you boys get the added torture of knowing that your own hard-earned money is paying for your very torture. That\u2019s more than just a little ironic, isn\u2019t it?<\/p>\n

Now, you will all strip for me. Yes, that\u2019s right, everything off.\u00a0 These beautiful scantily clad nurses will collect your clothing and take your measurements for your chastity device.\"Chastity<\/a><\/p>\n

My Specialties<\/h2>\n

You may want to know what it is that I specialize in and what makes me the headmistress of chastity hospital. I specialize in hurting boys like you. I specialize in hurting them deeply – not physically, but through very deep and desperate frustration. I specialize in making you\u00a0ache<\/strong>\u00a0and\u00a0drip<\/strong>\u00a0for me. I love nothing more than looking down beneath a boy’s legs and seeing a worship puddle for me — a puddle of pre-cum that’s all he is allowed to give me. They are such simple and obvious forms of frustration.<\/p>\n

I specialize in being unfair. I specialize in enslaving my boys and promising them from time to time that I will someday release them from their chastity belts and let them have an orgasm. I’ll even go so far as to unlock you from your belt and allow you to masturbate in front of me. But then, at the end, when I can tell that you\u2019re at your most desperate and frustrating point, I will simply say ‘no’ and say goodbye, leaving a nurse to lock you back into your cage.\u00a0 No orgasms on my watch.<\/p>\n

\"Chastity<\/a>

Tease or Torture…either way I win<\/p><\/div>\n

I specialize in leaving you frustrated and locked up – not only in your belt,\u00a0 but back in your cell or cage each night, where you can just remember the sight of me and the sound of my voice. With nothing but a thin blanket and a padlock around your penis, and you will somehow learn how to sleep with such swollen blue balls just for me.<\/p>\n

I specialize in being mean. I like to strap on a dildo<\/a> from time to time and take my boys from behind, when they’re bent over a cushion or a bench on the floor. Oh, and I like to put my boys into sensory deprivation hoods, fitted with a lock in the back, because it’s very intense since they can’t see, or hear, or speak. They have to just stay there, at my complete whim.<\/p>\n

But most of all, I specialize in making men ache. I specialize in making them hurt and drip and gaze at me longingly. I even have a special name for these extra-special boys – I call them my “D&D boys.” Dripping and Drooling boys.<\/p>\n

Your Daily Schedule at Chastity Hospital<\/h2>\n

Each and every day in chastity hospital will be full of exercises designed to make you all into the men you need to be.<\/p>\n

You will be put through a series of tasks and lessons, each one specifically crafted to break down your old ways and rebuild you into the perfect, adoring, submissive men that your women deserve. Each morning will begin with a roll call, during which you must kneel in silence as Nurse Tia inspects your chastity devices, ensuring each is secure and no unauthorized relief has been attempted.<\/span><\/p>\n

Following morning attendance, you’ll attend a series of classes led by various expert mistresses, each skilled in her own right. These will include Empathy Training, where you’ll listen to hours of recorded testimony from women who have suffered from male indifference and arrogance. You’ll learn to understand the emotional labor they endure, and how to better support them.<\/span><\/p>\n

Service Training is next, where you’ll master the art of domestic duties\u2014cooking, cleaning, laundry\u2014all the while under the strict supervision of a nurse. Any mistake will not be met with a simple reprimand; instead, a more creative punishment will be implemented. For example, if you burn the toast, you might find yourself enduring a long hot burning session with candle wax being dripped onto the most sensitive parts of your body.\u00a0 Believe me, the punishment WILL fit the crime, so be very careful. \"Chastity<\/a><\/p>\n

In the afternoons, physical conditioning will take place.\u00a0 You will learn the art of prolonged kneeling, maintaining composure and posture while balancing books or trays on your heads or hands. Each physical task is designed to reinforce your mental submission and dedication to service.<\/p>\n

Evenings are reserved for Reflection Time.<\/p>\n

As the sun sets, bedtime routines are strictly enforced. You are not sent off without guidance; a nurse conducts a nightly ritual which includes a thorough inspection to ensure that all devices remain securely fastened, followed by a reading of meditative statements that focus on themes of servitude, humility, and chastity<\/a>. The goal is to lull you into a state of peace with your current situation\u2014to accept and find solace in your journey.<\/p>\n

Throughout the night, patrols ensure that silence is maintained in the sleeping quarters. Any sounds of distress or attempts at tampering with the chastity devices are met with swift intervention. Often, the mere footsteps of the patrolling nurses serve as a reminder of your commitment and the control exerted over you here.<\/p>\n

Every night you hear the same words being repeated over and over with a wicked laugh\u2026\u201dyou will never escape chastity hospital. Never. Never. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA<\/p>\n

Don’t worry, once you have graduated and been released from Chastity Hospital, Mistress Erika<\/a> will introduce you to a whole new approach to your orgasms.<\/p>\n

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