{"id":681,"date":"2010-07-28T02:13:42","date_gmt":"2010-07-28T07:13:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/?p=681"},"modified":"2024-10-01T11:36:41","modified_gmt":"2024-10-01T16:36:41","slug":"sexy-pool-parties-cfnm-games-and-tequila-fouls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/sexy-pool-parties-cfnm-games-and-tequila-fouls","title":{"rendered":"Sexy Pool Parties, CFNM Games and Tequila Fouls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With a title like that, you can&#8217;t help but wonder what the hell has been going on this week, can you?\u00a0 Let me tell you, a LOT!\u00a0 We had a great Cock Radio party for International Femdom Day and I had so much fun on the radio, I almost wish I could have stayed around longer.\u00a0 Notice I said almost.\u00a0 I had a pool party at my house that day, which is why I had to skip out on sticking around for the other radio shows.\u00a0 I must admit, I was torn between the 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