{"id":6284,"date":"2015-08-05T02:44:27","date_gmt":"2015-08-05T07:44:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/?p=6284"},"modified":"2015-08-05T02:56:50","modified_gmt":"2015-08-05T07:56:50","slug":"acockalypse-in-portland-another-way-to-keep-portland-weird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/acockalypse-in-portland-another-way-to-keep-portland-weird","title":{"rendered":"Acockalypse in Portland, Another Way to Keep Portland Weird"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Acockalypse In Portland<\/h3>\n<p>It seems there is a new phenomena in Portland and it&#8217;s called dick tossing. \u00a0In case you haven&#8217;t heard, the tag line for Portland is &#8220;Keep Portland Weird&#8221; so this fits the bill completely. \u00a0 I realize this doesn&#8217;t have a whole lot to do with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.voxerotic.com\">phone sex<\/a> but I just had to share because it is hysterical and fun and maybe, just maybe, we could actually start a revolution. \u00a0 In an apparent attempt to make Portland even weirder than it already is, someone has decided to toss dildos over power lines for fun. \u00a0I honestly can&#8217;t believe anyone would waste a perfectly good <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oregonlive.com\/portland\/index.ssf\/2015\/07\/sex_toys_hanging_from_portland_1.html\">sex toy<\/a> by throwing it over a power line to dangle above your head. \u00a0The only place a dildo should dangle is above an ass or a pussy, in my opinion. \u00a0But, I have to admit there are many ways to view it, pun intended. \u00a0Portlanders have a great sense of humor along with an undeniable passion for all things kinky. \u00a0Being an Oregon girl, I can attest to both. \u00a0 After all, we have Kinkfest, several swingers clubs and even a masturbation marathon, and those are just some of the things that are publicized. \u00a0Now, purportedly these <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wweek.com\/portland\/blog-33479-purported_portland_dildo_tosser_were_nowhere_near_done.html\">dildos are defective<\/a> (from the factory) and therefore not viable to be sold. \u00a0Therefore the WOMAN responsible decided to have some fun with them. \u00a0But she hasn&#8217;t quite figured out how to get the butt plugs over the power lines yet. \u00a0I&#8217;m sure she&#8217;ll be creative about it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/dildos.nar_.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6285\" src=\"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/dildos.nar_.jpg\" alt=\"dildos.nar\" width=\"299\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/dildos.nar_.jpg 299w, https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/dildos.nar_-150x84.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 299px) 100vw, 299px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So, my challenge to anyone who is daring and kinky out there is this&#8230;why not do some dick tossing of your own? 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