{"id":5996,"date":"2014-11-25T03:07:50","date_gmt":"2014-11-25T08:07:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/?p=5996"},"modified":"2024-07-25T20:52:16","modified_gmt":"2024-07-26T01:52:16","slug":"hump-fests-and-thanksgivings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/2014\/11\/hump-fests-and-thanksgivings","title":{"rendered":"HUMP Fests and Thanksgivings"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>2014 Hump Festival<\/h3>\n<p>There is a little known festival in a few cities throughout the United States known as Hump Fest. \u00a0I have to admit, I had heard of it a few years ago and never gave it more than a passing thought. \u00a0But, then, someone invited me to attend the annual Hump Fest in Portland recently and I couldn&#8217;t resist. \u00a0What is Hump Fest, you ask? \u00a0Well, it&#8217;s a film festival of the most amateur of amateur porn. \u00a0So it&#8217;s a film festival for adults only. \u00a0But, no 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