{"id":5726,"date":"2014-02-09T02:34:01","date_gmt":"2014-02-09T07:34:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/?p=5726"},"modified":"2014-02-09T02:34:01","modified_gmt":"2014-02-09T07:34:01","slug":"you-snownt-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/you-snownt-say","title":{"rendered":"You Snown&#8217;t Say?"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Let it Snow&#8230;NOT<\/h3>\n<p>Damned snow. \u00a0I love the beauty of it but I have to be honest, I&#8217;m not a cold weather kind of girl. \u00a0I suppose I should be happy we don&#8217;t get much of it here in Western Oregon but when it hits it&#8217;s either here and gone or it hits hard and lingers well past its welcome. \u00a0The past few days has been the latter. \u00a0Since I have to go down a flight of outdoor stairs to get to my office, this is a bitch, literally. \u00a0Naturally, Mr Tia went out and dutifully shoveled the stairs and made a pathway for me. \u00a0It was gorgeous for about 3 hours and then the snow began again. \u00a0We have had over a foot of snow in the past 48 hours. \u00a0Now, I would love a foot of cock to play with but I will pass on a foot of snow. \u00a0Luckily, or maybe not so luckily, we are going to get freezing rain and then regular rain and it will all be gone. \u00a0Let the flooding begin. \u00a0But, seeing all this snow reminded me of a special humiliation pet I had a few years ago who loved me to humiliate him. \u00a0It just happened to be snowing so&#8230;<\/p>\n<h3>Naked Snow Angels<\/h3>\n<p>I wouldn&#8217;t recommend this to anyone but this <a href=\"https:\/\/www.phonehumiliation.com\">humiliation pet<\/a> promised me he would not risk hypothermia and the temperature outside was only 33 degrees, so I felt we were safe. \u00a0My humiliation pet was instructed to go to his back door, disrobe completely and run out into the snow. \u00a0He was then to lie down and make a snow angel. \u00a0Naturally, he had to take a picture of the snow angel afterward. \u00a0I told him to run out, make the snow angel, and run back inside to get his clothes back on and get warm. \u00a0Then, he could go back out and take the picture. \u00a0I didn&#8217;t want to risk his health. \u00a0By the way, he had a fully fenced back yard. \u00a0I laughed so hard when I got the picture in my email. \u00a0No wonder I always smile when I see snow! \u00a0Maybe next time I&#8217;ll have him make a cumsicle!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let it Snow&#8230;NOT Damned snow. \u00a0I love the beauty of it but I have to be honest, I&#8217;m not a cold weather kind of girl. \u00a0I suppose I should be happy we don&#8217;t get much of it here in Western Oregon but when it hits it&#8217;s either here and gone or it hits hard and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[49,53,2111,27],"tags":[2248,2161,2249],"class_list":["post-5726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-femdom-stories","category-humiliation-phone-sex","category-personal-mistress-thoughts","category-phone-sex","tag-femdom-phone-sex","tag-humiliation-pet","tag-humiliation-phone-sex"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>You Snown&#039;t Say? 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