{"id":4376,"date":"2012-06-14T02:29:50","date_gmt":"2012-06-14T07:29:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/?p=4376"},"modified":"2012-06-15T02:36:24","modified_gmt":"2012-06-15T07:36:24","slug":"a-relaxed-mistress-is-a-happy-mistress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/a-relaxed-mistress-is-a-happy-mistress","title":{"rendered":"A Relaxed Mistress is a Happy Mistress"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Relaxation!<\/h3>\n<p>I love going to the beach as it gives me a chance to ponder things and just basically chill out completely. \u00a0So, what did I do at the beach? \u00a0Well, I lounged in the hot tub at the hotel, I ate some scrumptious seafood, I walked on the beach and I did some great shopping. \u00a0I found a great place that makes these items that change color in the sun. \u00a0Can you imagine a bikini that changes from white to bright blue in the sun? \u00a0Well, I couldn&#8217;t either but I bought one! \u00a0 I love it. \u00a0I know, you are hoping for a bikini that changes to clear when it gets wet, right? \u00a0Yeah, so is every other man out there.<\/p>\n<h3>Masturbation Lessons<\/h3>\n<p>So, now that I have returned from vacation, let the masturbation lessons begin! \u00a0Some of you have been bad boys and you&#8217;ve masturbated quite a bit while I was gone. \u00a0But, a few of you will reap some rewards because you listened to your mistress and did as you were told. \u00a0I always reward my pets that do as they are told. \u00a0Cock stroking is fun, but it&#8217;s much more fun with my <a href=\"https:\/\/guidedmasturbation.co.uk\/guided_masturbation.php\">guided masturbation<\/a> instructions and it&#8217;s more pleasurable for you if you can follow the lesson plan. \u00a0Look forward to a masturbation instruction audio from me very soon. \u00a0It&#8217;s going to give you quite a bit more insight and enable you to take these lessons and expand your masturbation experience. \u00a0After all, you don&#8217;t want to keep masturbating the same old way, do you? \u00a0Of course not. \u00a0So, let&#8217;s chat about it and we&#8217;ll figure out a lesson plan that works for you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Relaxation! 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