{"id":3941,"date":"2011-09-12T04:07:59","date_gmt":"2011-09-12T09:07:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/?p=3941"},"modified":"2019-07-28T14:47:55","modified_gmt":"2019-07-28T19:47:55","slug":"bigger-is-better-small-penis-observations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/bigger-is-better-small-penis-observations","title":{"rendered":"Bigger is Better &#8211; Small Penis Observations"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Bigger is Better<\/h3>\n<p>Yes, big penises are better than small ones.\u00a0 I have to be honest.\u00a0 I look at those little penises that are under 6 inches and I can&#8217;t help but giggle.\u00a0 I bet those guys wish they would have eaten their vegetables.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not kidding when I say that.\u00a0 A lot of studies have shown that not eating your vegetables can have an effect on your penis size.\u00a0 Although we can&#8217;t forget plain old genetics either.\u00a0 But, just as important as length is girth.\u00a0 If you have a pencil prick, even if it&#8217;s long, it&#8217;s still not going to do the job.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not saying I have a gaping hole for a vagina but I do want to at least feel a man when he&#8217;s there.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t want to have to ask him that question, &#8220;Is it in yet?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So, if you have a <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20160807223724\/https:\/\/www.phonehumiliation.com:80\/small_cock_humiliation.html\">small penis<\/a> here are a few suggestions of what you can do with it.\u00a0 First, tell me how small it is so I can laugh hysterically at you.\u00a0 Second, run right out and buy some panties because any real man knows only shrimp dick losers wear panties and if you are under 6 inches you are a shrimp dick loser.\u00a0 You might want to get a tattoo on it.\u00a0 I mean, it&#8217;s not going to be anything but an ornament for the rest of your life, right?\u00a0 You might as well decorate it.\u00a0 Buy a blow up doll.\u00a0 Good luck getting her to smile, she won&#8217;t feel a thing.<\/p>\n<p>Lastly, if you&#8217;re the type of loser who enjoys some degradation for the fact that you have a small cock, give me a call on the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.phonehumiliation.com\">humiliation phone sex<\/a> line.\u00a0 I need a good laugh from time to time.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ms Tia<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bigger is Better Yes, big penises are better than small ones.\u00a0 I have to be honest.\u00a0 I look at those little penises that are under 6 inches and I can&#8217;t help but giggle.\u00a0 I bet those guys wish they would have eaten their vegetables.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not kidding when I say that.\u00a0 A lot of studies [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[52,51,53,27],"tags":[2249,85,1791,28],"class_list":["post-3941","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-domination-phone-sex","category-femdom-phone-sex","category-humiliation-phone-sex","category-phone-sex","tag-humiliation-phone-sex","tag-phonesex","tag-small-cock-phone-sex","tag-small-penis-humiliation"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - 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