{"id":38,"date":"2006-11-30T00:36:56","date_gmt":"2006-11-30T05:36:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/?p=38"},"modified":"2024-10-01T11:36:29","modified_gmt":"2024-10-01T16:36:29","slug":"oooohhhh-saaannttaaa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/oooohhhh-saaannttaaa","title":{"rendered":"OOOOHHHH, Saaannttaaa!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i88.photobucket.com\/albums\/k169\/Tiascocktales\/santacall.jpg\" alt=\"Santadirty\" \/>  <\/center><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure you can guess that being the dominating and demanding Diva I am, Santa Baby is my all time favorite Christmas song.  So, just for fun, I redid the lyrics to reflect my tastes.  Enjoy boys!   If you don&#8217;t know the song, be sure to listen to the Ertha Kitt version, it&#8217;s the sexiest!<\/p>\n<p>Buh-bum.. buh-bum&#8230;<br \/>\nStroker baby, just slip some perfume under the tree, for me<br \/>\nBeen an awful good tease<br \/>\nStroker baby so stroke yourself for me tonight<\/p>\n<p>Stroker baby a pretty little bauble or two, (I love blue)<br \/>\nget it up for me, dear<br \/>\nStroker baby, so stroke it harder for me tonight<\/p>\n<p>Think of all the fun I haven&#8217;t missed,<br \/>\nThink of all the Strokers that I haven&#8217;t kissed<br \/>\nNext year I could be just as mean,<br \/>\nIf you check off my christmas list<\/p>\n<p>Stroker baby, I want some shoes and really that isn&#8217;t news<br \/>\nBeen a tease queen all year<br \/>\nStroker baby, so stroke yourself harder tonight<\/p>\n<p>Stroker honey, I could use a <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20081008044330\/https:\/\/www.starbucks.com\/card\/purchasecard.asp\">Starbuck&#8217;s card<\/a> to keep you hard<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll be stroking all night,<br \/>\nStroker baby, so hurry down on your knees tonight<\/p>\n<p>Stroker cutie, just pick out anything on the list, my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/registry\/wishlist\/1MD8DSM3GJVY4\/104-6743345-2642318\">Wishlist<\/a>,<br \/>\nYou can find it online<br \/>\nStroker cutie, stroke it hard for me tonight<\/p>\n<p>Come and trim my christmas tree,<br \/>\nWith some gift certificates from Macy&#8217;s<br \/>\nI really do believe in you,<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s see if you believe in me<\/p>\n<p>Stroker baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring,<br \/>\nyes, I  mean on the phone,<br \/>\nStroker baby, so slowly stroke it for me tonight<\/p>\n<p>Hurry down on your knees tonight<br \/>\nHurry, tonight.<\/p>\n<p>Stroke it slowly baby!<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i88.photobucket.com\/albums\/k169\/Tiascocktales\/tiasanta.jpg\" alt=\"TiaSanta\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure you can guess that being the dominating and demanding Diva I am, Santa Baby is my all time favorite Christmas song. So, just for fun, I redid the lyrics to reflect my tastes. Enjoy boys! If you don&#8217;t know the song, be sure to listen to the Ertha Kitt version, it&#8217;s the sexiest! 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