{"id":366,"date":"2009-12-01T12:50:36","date_gmt":"2009-12-01T17:50:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/?p=366"},"modified":"2009-12-01T12:50:36","modified_gmt":"2009-12-01T17:50:36","slug":"your-masturbation-mistress-has-returned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/your-masturbation-mistress-has-returned","title":{"rendered":"Your Masturbation Mistress has Returned!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Get ready for some <a href=\"https:\/\/voxerotic.com\" target=\"_blank\">steamy phone sex<\/a> from your favorite masturbation mistress! That&#8217;s right, my schedule is finally opening up and I have created a regular calendar just for you! Let&#8217;s start the new year early and have some erotic <a href=\"https:\/\/strokeforme.com\" target=\"_blank\">guided masturbation sessions<\/a>. Consider this my way of giving you that holiday present you&#8217;ve been waiting for. 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