{"id":3061,"date":"2011-04-15T06:20:14","date_gmt":"2011-04-15T11:20:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/?p=3061"},"modified":"2020-05-23T09:10:57","modified_gmt":"2020-05-23T14:10:57","slug":"phone-sex-humiliation-and-cuckold-fantasies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/phone-sex-humiliation-and-cuckold-fantasies","title":{"rendered":"Phone Sex Humiliation and Cuckold Fantasies"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Phone Sex Humiliation<\/h3>\n<p>A lot of boys seem to think I&#8217;m a mean mistress.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know whatever gave them that idea.\u00a0 If you are a loser, you&#8217;re a loser.\u00a0 If you are a small dicked wimp, that&#8217;s what you are.\u00a0\u00a0 I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s mean at all to point those things out to you and laugh about it.\u00a0 I mean, it&#8217;s obvious to me so it must be obvious to the rest of the world and especially any women in your life that 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