{"id":2881,"date":"2011-04-05T08:06:47","date_gmt":"2011-04-05T13:06:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/?p=2881"},"modified":"2019-07-28T14:46:54","modified_gmt":"2019-07-28T19:46:54","slug":"kiss-me-news-from-the-masturbation-mistress-desk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/kiss-me-news-from-the-masturbation-mistress-desk","title":{"rendered":"KISS Me, News From the Masturbation Mistress&#8217; Desk"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>KISS Me<\/h3>\n<p>Ok, I had to share.\u00a0 I am not surprised to see this but at the same time I am.\u00a0 I suppose we should all bow down to the great Gene Simmons who really will, it seems, put his likeness on anything, anywhere, anytime for the sake of the almighty dollar.\u00a0 For those of you who have always had a bit of a tongue fetish, you may want to rush right down to the local drugstore and buy this.\u00a0 You have to see it to believe it: <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20110822184028\/https:\/\/www.roadrunnerrecords.com:80\/blabbermouth.net\/news.aspx?mode=Article&amp;newsitemID=154910\">https:\/\/www.roadrunnerrecords.com\/blabbermouth.net\/news.aspx?mode=Article&amp;newsitemID=154910<\/a>\u00a0 Now, naturally I have to say I think having that long gorgeous tongue in my ass would be a fantastic thing.\u00a0 But, I have to say when I saw these I pictured slipping one onto my strap on and getting ready to anally penetrate a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sissyschool.com\">sissy bitch <\/a>with it.\u00a0 I mean, it would be so entertaining to shove Gene Simmons&#8217; 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