{"id":287,"date":"2009-07-18T00:21:51","date_gmt":"2009-07-18T05:21:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/18\/the-honeymoon-is-over-or-the-phone-sex-begins-again\/"},"modified":"2019-07-28T14:41:20","modified_gmt":"2019-07-28T19:41:20","slug":"the-honeymoon-is-over-or-the-phone-sex-begins-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/the-honeymoon-is-over-or-the-phone-sex-begins-again","title":{"rendered":"The honeymoon is over or the Phone Sex Begins Again"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hey there boys and girls and wannabe girls, it’s me!\u00a0 I know, I’ve neglected you all for awhile.\u00a0 I have to say running around the house naked, having sex anywhere we want has been fun, to say the least (not that we didn’t do that before we were married).\u00a0 But, it’s time to be with my boys again, I have missed all of you.<\/p>\n

Vegas was a blast.\u00a0 My sister, Amber, came down for the festivities.\u00a0 I’m sure some of you will remember her.\u00a0 Empress Hunter<\/a> and Ms Amber were having a lot of fun wearing Amber’s bra on their heads like a hat for siamese twins.\u00a0 I think Amber even got the most lap dances at the strip club, the little minx.\u00a0 If you want to know what went on in the VIP lounge with a sexy little Japanese stripper and my new hubby you’ll have to call and find out.\u00a0 Remember, what happens in Vegas…well, you know!\u00a0 I have to say hanging out at the pool during the day and partying at the clubs at night was a blast, I even saw a few sissy boys in the clubs.\u00a0 Vegas is the only place I know of that you can walk down the street half naked with a drink in your hand and no one stares at you.\u00a0 Now, if I were fully naked that would have been another story involving cops and jail, lol.<\/p>\n

So, I had to have a new lounger to put by our pool at home and I had to learn to make mojitos.\u00a0 This way, I can have my own oasis right in my own back yard.\u00a0 Wouldn’t you like to be my naughty neighbor, peeking over the fence?\u00a0 Or, you could be my personal bartender, making mojitos while my husband is off at work. You know how horny those housewives can get?\u00a0 Hmmmm?<\/p>\n

Before I sign off I want to tell all of you I will be here this coming Sunday and taking calls so if you’ve been waiting patiently, your chance is coming soon.\u00a0 I’ll fire up the phone sex<\/a> lines and talk to all of\u00a0 you, I can’t wait!<\/p>\n

Lastly, I want to thank J and MH for the nice wedding gifts that were waiting for me when I got home.\u00a0 You boys are the best!
\nKisses and Whips!<\/p>\n

Tia<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hey there boys and girls and wannabe girls, it’s me!\u00a0 I know, I’ve neglected you all for awhile.\u00a0 I have to say running around the house naked, having sex anywhere we want has been fun, to say the least (not that we didn’t do that before we were married).\u00a0 But, it’s time to be with […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[127,52,51,122,36,27,55,126,104,125],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cock-tease","category-domination-phone-sex","category-femdom-phone-sex","category-feminization-phone-sex","category-guided-masturbation","category-phone-sex","category-sensuous-mistress","category-sissification","category-sissy-stories","category-sissy-training"],"yoast_head":"\nThe honeymoon is over or the Phone Sex Begins Again - 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