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That’s right, I said FREE! We are having a raffle so if you’d like the chance to win some free phone time with your favorite mistress, CLICK HERE<\/a> Can you imagine?? 200 FREE minutes<\/a>! Why not take a chance and get a ticket? It could very well be your ticket to wonderland!<\/p>\n

Now, for some other fun stuff. Diaper boy, yes you know who you are you pathetic bedwetter. I had so much fun sending my little diaper boy to the store the other night. He was instructed to give the clerk a note that explained his predicament (wearing a wet diaper) and that he needed to purchase more because he was out of town on business. In fact, he had to hand the clerk this note:<\/p>\n

From the desk of Tia Masters, President (Masters Architecture)
\nPlease assist my employee, in the purchase of his diapers.
\nHe has no idea what to consider as my secretary always buys his diapers and changes him when he is wet.
\nHe left today wearing his last diaper so, I imagine, it’s quite soaked by now.<\/p>\n

Thank you for your help,<\/p>\n

Tia Masters<\/p>\n

PS: He was instructed to call me when you assist him should you need additional information from me.<\/p>\n

Now, this poor boy handed the clerk the note you see above and called me as instructed. I had to hit the mute button several times to keep from laughing so hard! After I made him buy his diapers, he was instructed to purchase a baby bottle and a pacifier. I can still hear his whiny little voice in my ears, begging me not to force him to ask for the bottle and pacifier. But, he finally did. After that, I told him to hit the checkout quickly, before the called security on his perverted ass! I bet that clerk had a great story to tell all her co-workers. Poor diaper boy, he was so soaked by the time he finished his shopping he actually had to change his diaper in the parking lot! That’s a picture that will stay in my head for awhile. HA HA HA. Talk to you soon, betsy wetsy!<\/p>\n

Later all,
\nTia<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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