{"id":2481,"date":"2011-03-19T06:29:17","date_gmt":"2011-03-19T11:29:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/?p=2481"},"modified":"2011-03-19T06:29:17","modified_gmt":"2011-03-19T11:29:17","slug":"femdom-outings-and-mistress-dreams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/femdom-outings-and-mistress-dreams","title":{"rendered":"Femdom Outings and Mistress Dreams"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>St Patrick&#8217;s Day<\/h3>\n<p>I decided to take the plunge and go out for St Patrick&#8217;s Day.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve never much cared for beer but seeing people drink pints of guiness or green beer and partying to celebrate driving evil snakes from a country sounded like it might be fun.\u00a0 I mean, who doesn&#8217;t love drunk people?\u00a0 So, I joined a few friends and we went out for the evening.\u00a0 We started our evening by going out for some seafood to satiate ourselves before the drinking began.\u00a0 Then, we headed for Portland&#8217;s Irish pub.\u00a0 It was so packed they had to put a tent up outside to hold the overflow.\u00a0 After a few tequila shots and some good and not so good karaoke, we decided it was time to head home for the night.\u00a0 Walking through the streets of downtown Portland we came up to the corner and noticed not one but two very interesting sights.\u00a0 One man was getting rid of his beer orally and another one was peeing on someone else&#8217;s car.\u00a0 Ah, the city!\u00a0 You gotta love it.\u00a0 I think I&#8217;m glad I live in a little rural community sometimes.\u00a0 No one pisses on my car and no one pukes in my yard.\u00a0 Well, the dog sometimes raises his leg on my car tire, but that&#8217;s a different ballgame altogether.\u00a0 I think I&#8217;ll skip the excitement next year.<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/kinktalkpic.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2491\" title=\"kinktalkpic\" src=\"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/kinktalkpic-216x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"216\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/kinktalkpic-216x300.jpg 216w, https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/kinktalkpic-108x150.jpg 108w, https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/kinktalkpic.jpg 227w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 216px) 100vw, 216px\" \/><\/a><\/h3>\n<h3>Tequila Dreams<\/h3>\n<p>Sometimes tequila makes me have funny dreams.\u00a0 Thursday night was one of those nights.\u00a0 I dreamt I had a room full of very devout slave boys and they were all clamoring for my atttention.\u00a0 I cracked a large bullwhip and they all instantly fell to their knees in front of me.\u00a0 I proceeded to make them all\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.strokeforme.com\">masturbate for\u00a0their mistress\u00a0<\/a>for hours and they were begging me to let them stop but I was relentless in my endeavors.\u00a0 I was on a mission to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cockcontrol.com\">control all the cocks <\/a>and they were my whimpering minions.\u00a0 First one to lose control and have an orgasm got the whip in front of all the others.\u00a0 That was incentive enough to keep the rest from cumming, believe me.\u00a0 I woke up smiling to myself.\u00a0 It was quite entertaining.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>St Patrick&#8217;s Day I decided to take the plunge and go out for St Patrick&#8217;s Day.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve never much cared for beer but seeing people drink pints of guiness or green beer and partying to celebrate driving evil snakes from a country sounded like it might be fun.\u00a0 I mean, who doesn&#8217;t love drunk people?\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[52,51,49,36,53,124,27,55,54],"tags":[1061,2248,81,41,2246,85],"class_list":["post-2481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-domination-phone-sex","category-femdom-phone-sex","category-femdom-stories","category-guided-masturbation","category-humiliation-phone-sex","category-orgasm-control","category-phone-sex","category-sensuous-mistress","category-tease-and-denial","tag-femdom-fantasies","tag-femdom-phone-sex","tag-masturbation-phone-sex","tag-mistress-phone-sex","tag-phone-sex","tag-phonesex"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - 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