{"id":2341,"date":"2011-03-06T23:10:19","date_gmt":"2011-03-07T04:10:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/?p=2341"},"modified":"2011-03-06T23:10:19","modified_gmt":"2011-03-07T04:10:19","slug":"get-your-sissy-ass-up-show-me-your-dance-moves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/get-your-sissy-ass-up-show-me-your-dance-moves","title":{"rendered":"Get Your Sissy Ass Up, Show Me Your Dance Moves!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone who knows me knows how much I adore Dita Von Teese.\u00a0 In fact, my sister in law was sweet enough to purchase her wall calendar for me for Christmas this year.\u00a0 I have a huge coffee table book of Dita that a customer lovingly sent me and I think she is fantastic in every way.\u00a0 I even follow her on twitter.\u00a0 So, is it any wonder that the movie I chose for my birthday evening at home was Burlesque?<\/p>\n<p>Now, to be honest, the movie was good but not fantastic.\u00a0 The best part was sexy Christina Aguilera and the costumes, as well as the dance numbers.\u00a0 Of course, I decided while watching it that this movie would appeal to many genres.\u00a0 You sissy girls will love the costumes and dance numbers and the faggot boys would love the fact that Cher is in it and of course sings not once but twice (what queer doesn&#8217;t love Cher?, admit it, you know you do)\u00a0 In fact, I got a few ideas for some great <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sissyville.com\">sissy assignments <\/a>while watching this film.<\/p>\n<p>Burlesque dancing is an old art form that is making a terrific comeback.\u00a0 Is it any wonder the art of the ultimate <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cockcontrol.com\">cocktease<\/a> is back? There are classes all over the United States and the UK offering burlesque and pole dancing.\u00a0 There are even articles on how to get his attention with a perfect lap dance in all the women&#8217;s magazines.\u00a0 You don&#8217;t have to be a great dancer.\u00a0 You just have to want to learn the sexy moves.\u00a0 The best part is, you&#8217;re burning calories while you get your &#8220;sexy&#8221; on.\u00a0 So, sissy boys and girls&#8230;why not take a pole dancing class?\u00a0 I know a few of you have ventured out and actually done just that.\u00a0 In fact, I&#8217;ve had some great phone sex conversations with a few of you who actually went out and took a burlesque class.\u00a0 But, if you&#8217;re too shy to actually go out in public and take that class, you can always learn via youtube.\u00a0 Just search for burlesque and pole dancing lessons and voila!\u00a0 Now you have an excuse to get dressed up in something totally sexy and look like a vampy vixen while you strut your stuff in the privacy of your living room.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=YMCiopHxRZ8\">Burlesque Dance Lessons<\/a><\/p>\n<p>So, get your sissy ass up and show me how you burlesque!\u00a0 Your assignment, should you choose to accept it is to watch the movie first and foremost.\u00a0 Then, put together your own wildly wicked costume and get some youtube videos together and DANCE your ass off for me!\u00a0 Show me how fem-fabulous you are!\u00a0 Feather boas and fans will get extra points, by the way.\u00a0 Let&#8217;s see you strut your stuff, girls.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone who knows me knows how much I adore Dita Von Teese.\u00a0 In fact, my sister in law was sweet enough to purchase her wall calendar for me for Christmas this year.\u00a0 I have a huge coffee table book of Dita that a customer lovingly sent me and I think she is fantastic in every [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[127,52,51,122,27,55,126,104,125,54],"tags":[73,401,18,1001,991,30,981,891],"class_list":["post-2341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cock-tease","category-domination-phone-sex","category-femdom-phone-sex","category-feminization-phone-sex","category-phone-sex","category-sensuous-mistress","category-sissification","category-sissy-stories","category-sissy-training","category-tease-and-denial","tag-cocktease","tag-crossdressing-fantasy","tag-feminization","tag-sissy-assignment","tag-tease-burlesque","tag-tease-chat","tag-tease-dance","tag-tease-phone-sex"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Get Your Sissy Ass Up, Show Me Your Dance Moves! 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