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Your Masturbation resolutions for 2011<\/h3>\n

Hello boys and sometimes ladies.\u00a0 I hope everyone is enjoying the halfway point through the first month of 2011.\u00a0 Have you all dumped your resolutions yet?\u00a0 Did you decide not to make any at all?\u00a0 Wouldn’t it be easier if we just vowed to do all those things we’ve already been doing?\u00a0 For instance, you could make a resolution to look at more porn (purely for research, of course).\u00a0 Maybe another great resolution would have been to worship your mistress more.\u00a0 Why not make resolutions something we can keep and something beneficial at the same time?\u00a0 This way, we’re not setting ourselves up to fail.\u00a0 For instance, I decided to start giving my masturbation management <\/a>and chastity boys more assignments for when we’re not on the phone.\u00a0 After all, you know what they say about idle hands.\u00a0 If you don’t believe me, check out the poll on the enchantrix empire for my latest denial sub’s fate.\u00a0 Poor Orson.\u00a0 Little did he know he would be so tortured when he began this journey with me.<\/p>\n

Charming Sissy Assignments<\/h3>\n

Speaking of assignments, I posted a new one over on sissyville<\/a>.\u00a0 It’s a charming assignment, pun intended.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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It occurred to me that many of you sissy boys love being able to somehow let the public know you are a sissy.\u00a0 With that thought in mind, I created an assignment that gives you something to shop for and something to show off.\u00a0 I know how much you all adore shopping.\u00a0 In fact, I love sharing new shopping sites with my sissies, since I’m also an online shopaholic.\u00a0 Many of you have shared incredible shoe sites and panty sites with me, which I am so appreciative of.\u00a0 So, if you haven’t checked it out yet, check to see if there is a Groupon in your area.\u00a0 They have daily deals and sometimes they are for salons or spas, which, as you all know, is my second favorite place to be.\u00a0 What’s the first favorite?\u00a0 Well, on the phone with you, sissy girl.<\/p>\n

Trading Places Mistress Style<\/h3>\n

Well, tomorrow night I’m in the hot seat, so to speak.\u00a0 It’s going to be strange to be on the opposite end of things for the Mistress Interviews<\/a>, but I think it will be fun also.\u00a0 I hope I get to see you there, I think I’ll need all the moral support I can get.\u00a0 As if I had any morals, right?\u00a0 Mistress Constance will be interviewing me at 8PM Eastern live on Talkshoe<\/a>.\u00a0 See you there!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Your Masturbation resolutions for 2011 Hello boys and sometimes ladies.\u00a0 I hope everyone is enjoying the halfway point through the first month of 2011.\u00a0 Have you all dumped your resolutions yet?\u00a0 Did you decide not to make any at all?\u00a0 Wouldn’t it be easier if we just vowed to do all those things we’ve already […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[205,52,51,49,122,36,124,27,55,202,54],"tags":[811,2247,25,26,2246,85,821],"class_list":["post-1841","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adult-podcasts","category-domination-phone-sex","category-femdom-phone-sex","category-femdom-stories","category-feminization-phone-sex","category-guided-masturbation","category-orgasm-control","category-phone-sex","category-sensuous-mistress","category-sex-podcasts","category-tease-and-denial","tag-chastity-training","tag-guided-masturbation","tag-masturbation-management","tag-orgasm-denial","tag-phone-sex","tag-phonesex","tag-sissy-assignments"],"yoast_head":"\nMonday Mistress - 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