{"id":166,"date":"2008-07-05T02:46:17","date_gmt":"2008-07-05T07:46:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/?p=166"},"modified":"2024-10-01T11:36:32","modified_gmt":"2024-10-01T16:36:32","slug":"hot-phone-sex-cold-beer-and-a-cool-pool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/hot-phone-sex-cold-beer-and-a-cool-pool","title":{"rendered":"Hot Phone Sex, Cold Beer and a Cool Pool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At last, summer has arrived.\u00a0 I was beginning to think that the idea of getting my legs waxed last week was a complete waste.\u00a0 But, lo and behold it finally arrived.\u00a0 So, now everyone can enjoy my soft sexy long legs when I lay out byt the pool.\u00a0 Naturally, I&#8217;m sitting here as close to naked as possible while I write this because guess what?\u00a0 It&#8217;s fucking hot.\u00a0 I&#8217;m hot.\u00a0\u00a0 So what do you do when it&#8217;s hot?\u00a0 Well, I love a cold beer but I also love a cold anything.\u00a0 Water will do, beer is better.\u00a0\u00a0 Water is much better when it&#8217;s in my pool and I&#8217;m swimming in it.\u00a0 Which leads to this story&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I knew last week that the weather was going to get warm so I called the maintenance people for the pool.\u00a0 Little did I know they have hired someone new, good looking and incredibly talented.\u00a0 He cleaned the pool, put in the necessary chemicals and then asked me in that\u00a0 tone I have learned to understand so well if there was anything else he could do for me.\u00a0 Well, I had him take care of a few things, multiple things as a matter of fact.\u00a0 Orgasms by the pool are especially delicious, I have to say.\u00a0 I just love warm weather and sexy men.\u00a0 He&#8217;ll be coming back next week, my pool will be needing extra maintenance this summer.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0As for you boys, you know that when I turn on the phone it&#8217;s time to get hot and steamy with some sexual <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mayicum.com\">tease and denial<\/a>, don&#8217;t you?\u00a0 Or you might run to get those panties on while you dial my number.\u00a0\u00a0 Either way, I want to hear about your favorite perversion, your most intimate fantasy.\u00a0 In fact, I think I&#8217;ll have a contest this week to see who can come up with the most naughty perverted fantasy on his phone sex call with me.\u00a0 I consider myself quite a connoisseur of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.voxerotic.com\">unique phone fantasies<\/a>.\u00a0 So, let&#8217;s see what you have for me this week, hmmmm?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At last, summer has arrived.\u00a0 I was beginning to think that the idea of getting my legs waxed last week was a complete waste.\u00a0 But, lo and behold it finally arrived.\u00a0 So, now everyone can enjoy my soft sexy long legs when I lay out byt the pool.\u00a0 Naturally, I&#8217;m sitting here as close to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[27,1],"tags":[6,8,10,11,13,16,17,18,22,23,24,25,26,2246,30,2242],"class_list":["post-166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phone-sex","category-uncategorized","tag-adult-podcast","tag-body-worship","tag-cock-teasing","tag-cockteasing","tag-domination","tag-femdom","tag-femdomme","tag-feminization","tag-free-phone-sex","tag-kinky-audios","tag-kinky-chat","tag-masturbation-management","tag-orgasm-denial","tag-phone-sex","tag-tease-chat","tag-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - 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