{"id":161,"date":"2008-05-17T22:58:36","date_gmt":"2008-05-18T03:58:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/?p=161"},"modified":"2008-05-17T23:01:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-18T04:01:00","slug":"yes-its-fast-and-no-you-cant-drive-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/yes-its-fast-and-no-you-cant-drive-it","title":{"rendered":"Yes it’s fast and no you can’t drive it!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hey there,<\/p>\n

Ok, it took me awhile to get back here and write something, so shoot me.\u00a0 I don’t want to bore you with nothing but pandering about my life as a phone sex <\/a>goddess so sometimes I step away for awhile until I have something of interest to say.\u00a0 I guess this would be one of those times, ha ha.<\/p>\n

I bought myself a new car last week.\u00a0 Let’s just say she’s sporty, the newest car I’ve ever owned, she’s electric red and her initials are BMW.\u00a0 I adore her.\u00a0 I think we’re going to be great friends.\u00a0 I didn’t buy the car only for the looks and prestige though, I bought it for the safety ratings and the fact that my V-8 SUV was getting too expensive to drive, not to mention not very practical for a goddess.<\/p>\n

So, now that I have this sexy red vehicle I have to come up with something fun to put on the license plate frame.\u00a0 Do any of you have any ideas?\u00a0 The title of this blog entry is my main choice at the moment but I’m very open to all ideas.\u00a0 I thought it would be a lot of fun to ask my favorite phone sex <\/a>buddies their opinions and perhaps get some great suggestions.\u00a0 If you know me, you know I have a great sense of humor so funny is the key here.\u00a0 I had a few ideas…phone goddess, foneho, lady in red, get in sit down shut up and hold on, I’m not spoiled I just buy what I want.\u00a0 I’m sure you get the idea.\u00a0 But originality and comedy are what I’m looking for here boys and girls.\u00a0 If you have an idea, feel free to e-mail me at tia_n_cocktales@yahoo.com<\/a> and let me know what you think.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Now, back to heating up the phone sex lines<\/a>, I’m hoping you’ll be on the other end.<\/p>\n

Ms Tia<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hey there, Ok, it took me awhile to get back here and write something, so shoot me.\u00a0 I don’t want to bore you with nothing but pandering about my life as a phone sex goddess so sometimes I step away for awhile until I have something of interest to say.\u00a0 I guess this would be […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[8,11,13,16,17,18,22,25,2246,30],"class_list":["post-161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phone-sex","tag-body-worship","tag-cockteasing","tag-domination","tag-femdom","tag-femdomme","tag-feminization","tag-free-phone-sex","tag-masturbation-management","tag-phone-sex","tag-tease-chat"],"yoast_head":"\nYes it's fast and no you can't drive it! - Masturbation Mistress Tia<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Masturbation Mistress Tia - Guided Masturbation Phone Sex (800) 601-6975\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/yes-its-fast-and-no-you-cant-drive-it\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Yes it's fast and no you can't drive it! 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