{"id":145,"date":"2008-01-25T14:13:40","date_gmt":"2008-01-25T19:13:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/?p=145"},"modified":"2008-01-25T14:13:40","modified_gmt":"2008-01-25T19:13:40","slug":"tgif-thank-god-im-female","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/tgif-thank-god-im-female","title":{"rendered":"TGIF! Thank god I’m Female!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ok, yes it’s also Thank God It’s Friday. But, I like my version much better and I can use it anytime I like. So, I dispatched on the phone sex hotline <\/a>last night and I enjoyed it quite a bit. Baby Joey called and was whining like his normal baby self. I think he had a good conversation with Ms Heather, I know she enjoyed it because she said he was a lot of kinky fun!<\/p>\n

So I will be on the phone and talking about sex and kink and fetishes<\/a> in general tonight, in case any of you are wondering when I’m going to take calls again.<\/p>\n

In the meantime I think I’ll be lazy and read a bit, listen to cock radio and relax a bit. I uploaded a wonderful conversation between Ms Ava and Ms Courtney to the cock radio <\/a>recorded broadcast, so if you haven’t heard it, be sure to check it out. It was extremely entertaining and Ms Courtney is a wonderful intelligent and articulate Mistress, but then I’m sure I don’t have to tell you that.<\/p>\n

I thought I’d cover for you a few things you might wonder about my daily existence such as:<\/p>\n

Book I’m reading: Several. Personal Finance for Dummies and The Secret are two of the 4 books I’m currently reading.<\/p>\n

Music: I just bought the Pink album, I’m not Dead. But, most of the time I listen to cock radio.<\/p>\n

Perfume: Today I am wearing Pure Poison by Dior but I change my perfume like I change my clothes or shoes.<\/p>\n

Eating or drinking: I’m drinking Foglifter coffee with Vanilla Carmel creamer and I haven’t eaten yet but it looks like it will be oatmeal with a dab of applesauce.<\/p>\n

So, my babies and stroke sluts…I’m going to finish this up and get ready to turn that phone on. Maybe I’ll talk to YOU tonight!<\/p>\n

Bye for now,<\/p>\n

Mistress Tia
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