{"id":123,"date":"2007-09-21T12:44:44","date_gmt":"2007-09-21T17:44:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/?p=123"},"modified":"2007-09-21T12:44:44","modified_gmt":"2007-09-21T17:44:44","slug":"tgif-thank-goodness-im-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.masturbationmistress.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/tgif-thank-goodness-im-fun","title":{"rendered":"TGIF Thank Goodness I’m Fun!"},"content":{"rendered":"

You know I’m fun if you’ve spoken with me before, right? Well, if you haven’t called me for some phone sex <\/a>madness tell me this…what the fuck is your hold up? Many men jump at the chance to talk to me as soon as they see that I’m available.<\/p>\n

We have a few new additions to our phone fantasy lineup that I believe you should definitely check out. Ms Alexis <\/a>is young and sassy with just the right amount of Princess thrown in for good measure. Ms Carrie <\/a>is a mature lady with an evil way of controlling you, she’ll make you hard and keep you harder as she weaves her fantasy around you. Ms Megan <\/a>is a sweet sensual Mistress who can play or roleplay just about anything your imagination can come up with and if you’re not feeling very imaginative, let her take the reins. Any of these ladies can be reached at 1-800-356-6169 when they are available. I’m sure they will make your ear wet.<\/p>\n

I will be around all this coming weekend but for now it’s off to the store, the nail salon and the hairdresser. Thank you, piggy for all the gift certificates and the complete day of pampering. You know Mistress deserves to be spoiled, don’t you?<\/p>\n

If you feel like spoiling me, and after all why shouldn’t you, you can check out my wish list. Just click the blue sparkly present on the left hand side of this screen.<\/p>\n

By the way, tell me what you think of the new format for my blog. I love it, do you?<\/p>\n

Let’s chat soon, k?<\/p>\n

Mistress Tia
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