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I have only one thing on my mind today. I have an agenda, so to speak.<\/p>\n

I have a new gardener. He is gorgeous. His name is Juan. I know, it’s sort of cliche’, isn’t it? But he is beautiful. He’s my latest distraction. I believe I might be his, also. I had to show him the first week where I wanted certain things, lol. Well, he had his ideas and I had mine but we came to an agreement. He takes such nice care of my roses and keeps them looking so pretty. Since there isn’t a lot of yard in the back of the house by the pool, I had him bring in some large heavy ceramic planters and fill them full of flowers. Naturally, the weather has been great so while he’s been busy filling the planters I’ve been sunbathing and swimming. I can’t resist teasing<\/a> him. I bought a new white bikini and he seems to love looking at my ass quite a bit. He spends a lot of time on those flowers and even more time watching me rub lotion over my body. I noticed the other day he was getting quite a nice tent in his pants. Maybe I’ll let him stroke for me <\/a>if he’s a good boy. He seems willing to please me, that’s for sure.<\/p>\n

I thought he was going to faint when I took off my bathing suit top the other morning. Of course I was lying on my stomach and I undid the ties in the back so I wouldn’t have a tan line. Poor boy, I heard him make these throaty noises when I did it. I’m sure he had something to spank to that night!<\/p>\n

I really enjoy this game. I feel like a cat who has a new mouse to play with. I haven’t quite gotten bored with my Juan\/mouse yet so I’ll continue to bat it around the yard for awhile, keeping it just alive enough to amuse me. When I get bored, I’ll break his spirit like a cat breaks a mouse’s neck or leg. I’ll convince him that all that stroking is bad for his testosterone, his libido. He’ll come to see things my way and soon I’ll hold his balls in the palm of my hand.<\/p>\n

If you think you can handle that sort of ownership, that sort of cock control<\/a>…maybe we should talk, huh?<\/p>\n

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