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Hello again,<\/p>\n

For those of you who missed it I did my radio <\/a>show last night. I’ll be on the radio and entertaining all you horny asses every Tuesday night. For some of you it will be Wednesday morning so a great way to start your hump day experience.<\/p>\n

Speaking of hump day, I’ll be taking calls tonight and having fun with all you hand humpers. I know you can’t wait to hear my voice on your phone, teasing you into a whimpering puddle of spooge, so get ready. The masturbation phone <\/a>lines open at 4PM Pacific, 7PM Eastern and I’ll answer every one of you fuckers that I can until midnight Pacific time, 3AM Eastern. So, get your hump money ready.<\/p>\n

Have you all checked out our newest addition, Ms Courtney<\/a>? She’s hot sexy and intelligent. Lethal combinations are always best, don’t you think?<\/p>\n

I got a chance to talk to some of my favorite customers last night and it was great fun. J and I had a great roleplay fantasy. He loves it when his girlfriend and I gang up on him, call him out on his panty fetish and then make him suck strange dick. It’s always a fun time.<\/p>\n

Think you need to cum? Think again. Give me a call and we’ll discuss the possibilities, k?<\/p>\n

Later Babies,<\/p>\n

Mistress Tia
\nYour Masturbation Mistress<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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