Five Best Things About Phone Sex

I’m sure there are way more than five great things about phone sex but I’m just going to touch on the top five in my own opinion.  Your mileage may vary, as they say.  I think I can safely say, without any hesitation, that I am an authority on phone sex.  I should be, I’ve been doing it for over a decade.  Yes, that’s right, I said over a decade! I am the Masturbation Mistress.

But, let’s move on to the top five great things about phone sex, shall we?

  1.  Phone Sex Relieves Stress.  Yes, that’s my number one reason.  Stress and depression are so high these days.  You can’t watch 15 minutes of television without seeing a commercial for some sort of drug that will make your depression better.  Now, I know there are a lot of things out there that relieve stress.  But, let’s face it, masturbation is definitely at the top of the list.  Which is why I think it should be one of the best things about phone sex.  Not to mention the fact that once you hear my voice purring in your ear, all your cares and woes will just melt away.
  2. Your Only Limit Is Your Imagination.  Want to try a little anal play?  Great, let’s do it.  Fantasize about being so tiny you could fit in the palm of my hand?  It sounds like fun to me!  Want to tell me why you think your hot wife needs a great big cock?  Oh, I would love to help you out with that one!  Love dressing up and feeling femme and sexy?  I can take you to the next level in your sissy dress up game.  Want to submit to a beautiful woman who will control your masturbation and your orgasms?  You came to the right place!
  3. You Can Be Completely Anonymous.  You don’t even have to tell me your real name if you don’t want to.  I’m fine with that.  Even better, I can keep all your deepest secrets and I won’t tell a soul.  You and I can be anyone we want to be during a phone sex call.  You can be that submissive wimp you have always wanted to be, or you can be the cocksucker of your dreams.  I don’t need to know where you live or what you do for a living, or anything personal unless you want to share that with me.  It’s all up to you how much you share about yourself.  Isn’t that great?
  4. Phone Sex Requires No Contact (except with yourself).  Why is this a great thing?  Well, think about it.  No condoms (they aren’t so cheap, are they?) No STDs to worry about.  Nothing but freedom to do your thing.  You don’t have to get dressed up, we don’t have to go on a date, you don’t even have to leave your house or motel room.  It’s literally delivered via your phone.  You’re welcome.
  5. Phone Sex Strengthens Your Relationships.  I bet you looked at that one and said, “WHAT?”  But, if you are in a relationship or you have just gotten out of one or you are thinking about getting into another one, etc.  It doesn’t matter where you are at with your relationships, talking to another woman who has absolutely no bias is a fantastic way to stretch the boundaries and get that self-confidence.  I can help you find ways to broach the subjects you want to explore with your partner and do it gently.  I can even point out a thing or two that your lover might want just from the things you tell me about him or her.  Conversation and connection are good for everyone.

You might have a whole other list of reasons why you love phone sex or phone domination or phone humiliation or sissy training or cuckold phone sex or chastity training or orgasm denial…  The list is endless.  I love each and every subject.  ALL OF THEM.  So, next time you’re feeling a little bored with your masturbation routine, give me a call.

I have such a dirty mouth, baby.