Pain Play – BDSM on a Budget
As I’m sure a lot of you know, I adore inflicting pain. But, only if the receiving party adores receiving as much as I love inflicting. I’m all about consensual BDSM play, naturally. But, it occurred to me a few days ago while I was in the kitchen that there are so many items in most kitchens that can serve as double duty for the sado/masochist relationship. So, I thought I’d give you a list of some of them and how I like to kitchen tools for pain play.
Spatulas
Some people call them pancake turners and some people call them spatulas. Now, there is also a straight edged long thin spatula that a lot of people use for frosting a cake. I have one of those and I love it. It bends nicely and slaps very well also. Perfect for spanking an ass or a set of balls. The slapping of the metal against the skin is wonderful. Now, the type of spatula that we all use to stir or mix is also useful and if I’m inclined to reach for one of those, I’ll select the silicone version. Again, very resilient and useful plus it can pack a nice slap on the buttocks.
Chip Clips
I bet you didn’t think of these, did you? I’ve used these for years. They come in so many sizes and shapes. Sure, they’re great for sealing up a bag of your favorite potato chips, but they also make excellent nipple clamps. For the pain hungry slut out there, they can be placed on the testicles or even up and down the penis. The insides of the thighs are also a great place for a little pinching pleasure. Gone are the days of the clothespins. Chip clips have totally replaced them in my book.
Don’t Forget the Lube!
The last item in this list is actually two items that we all can’t do without, but we don’t often think of the kitchen in regard to this type of play. The first one is a large baster, also referred to as a turkey baster. Now, if you’re going to use one of these let’s keep it out of the kitchen after use and keep it strictly in the bedroom, k? I don’t care how much you sanitize that thing, I’m not going to use it in the kitchen again. But, they are fantastic for lubing up a submissive’s ass when the need arises; and the need does arise, as I like to use my strap on quite regularly. I would use regular lube, of course. Whatever you prefer is fine. But, if you’re looking for some soothing lube for that sensual after play that is a required and often overlooked element, I recommend olive oil. It’s wonderful for the skin. In fact, it’s rumored that Sophia Loren used to take baths in it. We all know how gorgeous she was, right? Olive oil can also be used for masturbation when you just simply have to have something slick and wet but you’re all out of K-Y.
Playing with kitchen utensils always gets me STEAMED up!
Tune in later for another installment of my frugal ideas for BDSM fun in the kitchen, and out of it.
Spatulas, basters and clips – Oh My!
Spatulas, basters and clips – Oh My!
Spatulas, basters and clips – Oh My!
Mistress Tia – I will have trouble making myself breakfast in the morning without thinking of You!
My kitchen will never be the same!
Just wait for the next installment. You may get a shiver up your spine whenever you open a kitchen cabinet or drawer. HA HA!
I love this blog post Ms Tia. I agree that there are so many things around the house that can be used for pain and sometimes pleasure. Even when I sit in my home office so many things come to mind. Toys can be a little pricey sometimes but look around and you most likely have a great substitute right there at home. The HANDLE of a screwdriver has caused great humiliation for a few guys around here lol. I have an over active imagination and that can be a bad thing for some lol. TeasedM I know that Ms Tia has sparked your mind and you better be prepared for a scavenger hunt at home on your next call xox
Ouch chip clips not sure if I’m ready to move up from clothe pins.
Olive oil baths, that a lot of olive oil but I guess in Italy no big deal.
Coconut oil also makes a great lube.
Turkey baster great idea, “butt” keep it out of the kitchen’
Believe it or not I actually asked my husband, “so, if you had to choose implements of torture and you only had the kitchen, what would you choose?” He lit up like a christmas tree and ran into the kitchen to show me all the ways he had thought of to use kitchen utensils for BDSM play. There’s a reason I married that pain slut.
Ms. Cooper, Yes Ms. Tia has sparked my mind!!
The first thing I thought – I need to be punished by Ms. Tia – it has been far too long.
Should I behave and beg for punishment because I need it or misbehave and get punished for it??
Great post Ms T! Care to share which kitchen utensils made its way into your pain pup’s favorite new BDSM tool? it is so cute when they make there own trouble for themselves.
Hey spotty I like using Crisco as a lube – sos not to confuse its use, I make BIG Xs all over the can. I’d want to do that with a baster too. Might be time to retire my old one, to the toy box
Great ideas for sure!
That is a conundrum, isn’t it? Whichever you decide, the outcome is the same. I like it when subs test my limits. It makes the game much more interesting.
Ahhh, good ole’ Crisco. I agree that it is a good lube for some things. As far as which toy made it into the bedroom….let’s just say a few of them not listed did. I’ll get to that on the next blog post.
A great list Ms Tia. If I may please, I will add a few more. Ice cubes and or crushed ice applied to aching full balls or to a throbing hard teased cock to reduce it for insertion back into chastity. A bag of frozen pease works well too.
A long candy thermometer can be carefuly used to plug the eurithia much like a medical sounding rod.
Ms Tia you forgot to mention one if your all time greatest torture devices you have used before. Your dishwasher door. Slamming one shut on a misbehaving subbies cock is a kitchen delight.
Table salt rubbed into fresh wounds or abrasions is another sweet torture.
Lastly, Ms Tia’s beautufully manucured hands protected by a pair of latex gloves gently teasing a hard throbbing denied cock bringing it to the edge several times before applying a liberal coating of a mix of olive oil and tobasco sauce to the rim, head and slit hole of the frustrated cock. Dont forget to apply some on the balls and anus.
Next time slave maybe you will remember to have Ms Tia’s supper prepared on time and keep tge kitchen clean and tidy.