Spring Fever

I get it every year, as I’m sure most of you do. Of course this year is different because the damned rain in Oregon just wants to hang on a bit longer than usual. But, the flowers are blooming, the skirts are getting shorter, and I’m waiting on summer. Spring fever can cause all sorts of naughty things to happen in my mind. I have to be sure and keep myself in check or I’ll be discovered dancing on the bar one night at the local watering hole. Cheers, all!

Sissy Fag Shout Outs

So, a lot of you have asked me to mention you in my blog lately. For my P-town slut that makes me some bank on the side from time to time, I haven’t heard from your hard working cock sucking slut ass in about a week, so I’m hoping you’re too busy getting your mouth filled with dick to give me a call. But, when you do, pimptress has some needs to tend to. So, get on your knees and work that jiz sucking mouth of yours into a frenzy, k? Don’t forget, you make more if you give up your ass for those fags at the all night suck and fuck. Margo, how could I forget you? You and your sexy little all black lingerie. Don’t forget, Margo, if you really want to be a cuckold sissy fag you got to learn how to get caught wearing wifey’s lingerie first. Not that she wants your clit anywhere near her anymore, right? I wonder whose dick she’s sleeping with tonight. I bet you wonder too. Ah well, such is the life of a cuckold wannabe faggot.

It seems I’ve been speaking to a lot of faggot cocksuckers lately. Open up your closet doors, you sissy fags! Get out there and be seen wearing a thong or even some lip gloss. Go get a tramp stamp. Do something totally daring and gay. You’re already either fantasizing about sucking cock or actually doing it, and some of you with total strangers no less. Might as well declare to the world that you’re a cocksucking whore, right? Yeah, I thought so.

So, tonight, I’m going to play around with my new 360 kinect, star wars edition (thanks, M!!) and leave you all hanging. But, you can be sure I’ll be back. Til then, keep the butt plug in and your lips lubed up. You never know what I might have in mind for you.