The Masturbation Addict’s Diet
It occurred to me that many of you, or some of you, have a weight problem. Most of you also have a wait problem when it comes to orgasms. You can’t wait to masturbate, in fact you are addicted to masturbating. So, to solve both issues I came up with a plan. Scientific studies have shown that your libido or need for sex is higher if you are actually physically hungry. Basically, as your need for food increases; so does your desire for sexual fulfillment. Isn’t it funny that you crave both at once? I suppose that would explain foodies, wouldn’t it? You know those guys that like to combine food and sex. Now, for me, that idea is just gross. I can’t stand the thought of having you lick chocolate sauce and ice cream off my beautiful ass. Ugh! This is especially true if you’re already a pudgy little fucker. I know I could tell you to get on the treadmill but honestly, would you do it? No, you probably wouldn’t.
So, here’s the plan. Every time you’re hungry, you should masturbate. Sounds easy enough, doesn’t it? Heading to the kitchen for a late night snack? Masturbate. Sitting down to watch the game with a few beers and some chili dogs? Masturbate at half time and skip the chili dogs. First thing in the morning instead of breakfast, masturbate. I know what you’re thinking. “But, Mistress, I’ll be hungry all the time”. No, you won’t. I came up with a solution for that. Some of you might call it a “catch”. But, I prefer to think of it as the perfect solution to your dieting woes. After all, I am a Mistress and I don’t really want you to cum that often, do I?
Here’s the plan. If you are hungry, go ahead and get whatever it is you crave. Masturbate first and cum on what you are about to eat. Want a bowl of ice cream? Cum on it first. Ice cream is better with toppings, don’t you think? Have a little extra protein on those wheaties each morning and skip that spoon of sugar. Don’t forget to add some to the Orange Juice! MMMMMM. Things go better with cum. Now, if you don’t like the taste of your own cum, obviously you aren’t going to eat much, are you? If you’re a fat fucktard that’s a good thing. But if you aren’t, a good solution for that is to avoid red meat and eat pineapple or drink pineapple juice. Cum tastes better when it’s sweeter.
Now, you might ask yourself..do I have to eat my own cum? Yes, you absolutely have to eat your own cum. This is a vital part of the Masturbation Addict’s Diet. So, get ready to chow down on some spermies, boys!
Let me know how much weight you lose on your new diet and I’ll be checking back in for the results later.
Bye for now babies!
Mistress Tia
