Get ready for some steamy phone sex from your favorite masturbation mistress! That’s right, my schedule is finally opening up and I have created a regular calendar just for you! Let’s start the new year early and have some erotic guided masturbation sessions. Consider this my way of giving you that holiday present you’ve been waiting for. So, be sure to check my schedule, I’ll be taking your naughty phone sex calls at least 5 days a week from now on.
In other news, I went out shopping today for some naughty Christmas gifts. The only place to do that is, of course, an erotic toy store. I saw everything imaginable. Whips, paddles, handcuffs, and some very sexy dildos that do things even your dick isn’t capable of. I mean, seriously, can you make that thing spin? I didn’t think so. I’m sure most of you boys are only interested in the penis pumps and pocket pussies anyway. One thing I think Santa should bring you is a cock ring. A cock ring makes your erection last longer and we both know how nice that is. Especially some of you premature ejaculators out there. You know who you are. So, your Christmas wish list should include a cock ring and some de-sensitizing lube. I want to tease you and make you stroke for hours. Let’s see how much fun we can have with a few toys, huh?
For you sissies, a butt plug in a nice hot pink would be the best thing to put on your list. Afraid of a butt plug? Of course you are. But a true sissy knows it’s only a matter of time before her mistress is pulling down those panties and shoving something up her ass, doesn’t she? Speaking of panties, why not buy some Christmas undies? Something red with white fur trim would be outstanding. I love seeing Santa’s little helper all dressed for the season. If you really want to get elaborate, get a naughty little Santa’s helper costume, with stockings. This way, you can pretend that you are the number one whore at the North Pole. Oh, did I say pole? HA!
As I said, I can’t wait to speak to all of you again. Get ready, get lubed, and start dialing!
