It’s a simple question, did you masturbate today? You’d be surprised at all the different answers I get to this question. “No, I’m locked in a chastity device” is my favorite response. Or, “I started to and had to stop, I got interrupted”. That’s another good one. Of course, by masturbation I mean manipulating your genitals to orgasm. If you didn’t cum, you didn’t masturbate in my book. You may have fondled your balls or toyed with your cock but you didn’t actually complete the act if you didn’t cum. Have you ever spent hours working on the buildup and hoping you could get an extraordinary orgasm only to be sadly disappointed with your end result? Chances are that something distracted you while you were getting to the finish line.  Or maybe, you didn’t go quite long enough in between orgasms.  I mean, if you’re a chronic masturbator then you probably enjoy a daily wank, at the very least, right?  I know some of you pull your pud at least 3 times a day if not more.  Now, I’m not saying there is a right or wrong amount; I am personally a daily masturbator. (Yes, women masturbate almost as frequently as men) Whatever is comfortable for you is what’s right.  However, if you’re not answering the phone for days and your friends have written you off because you’re home masturbating, you have a problem.  I can help you.  I’ve helped many chronic wankers achieve a balance of mind blowing self inflicted orgasms while maintaining a social life.  So, if that’s something you need to work on, give me a call!  The masturbation phone lines are open, boys!

Kisses,