I know I’ve mentioned it before but in case you haven’t checked it out, please get your ass over to Mistress Madness and look at the schedule.  The adult chat party line has a lot to offer, but only if you call in.  You really can’t beat a deal like this, can you?  Seriously, for .99 a minute you get to listen to one of our wonderful ladies and it does get explicit. So, sit back and stroke while you listen to Olivia’s Live at 5 on Friday evenings or go back to school with Princess Molly every Saturday night at midnight Eastern. If that’s not enough for you, we have The Princess Diaries with two hot little mistresses every Thursday night at 6:30PM. These are the greatest economic deal you can possibly get at only .99 a minute so don’t hesitate to take full advantage of it. Mistress Ann just added guided masturbation on Friday nights at 10:30PM Eastern. Just think, all you have to do is dial in and stroke to her instructions. What could be easier?

This week seemed to hold a lot of surprises for me and I would like to take a moment to share some of them with you.  It seems that no matter when I’m available I can always count on the phone to ring, which isn’t a surprise.  The surprise begins when I discover what is on the other end of the phone sex line.  Sometimes it’s the nastiest dirtiest little pervert I’ve ever come across (like the guy who wanted to gargle his own cum for me) and sometimes it’s the frilliest sissy I’ve ever spoken with.  I must admit, sissies are a weakness of mine.  I love the ones that I can force to suck a cock or train them in the art of being a submissive whore.  It is an art, you know.  So, can you surprise me?

I’m off to the gym but I’ll be back to talk to you soon.