Ok, I had to post this because it was just too funny and because it’s also TRUE. Last week I had a wonderful caller who volunteered to put himself on a webcam for me, how nice of him! After several hours of non-stop teasing and stroking he asked if he could place himself in handcuffs. This was agreed upon at the start of the call because wanker boy has a tendency to cheat once he hangs up with me. So, this time he attached a hook to the ceiling of his closet and froze the key to the handcuffs in a small block of ice, keeping it nearby of course. Anyway, after the proper amount of teasing had taken place and my boner boy couldn’t stand anymore excitement, we decided it was time to string him up. So, off to the closet he went, still on camera for me of course. I hung up the phone and after a few minutes, not more than 5 he came crashing down with a THUD! Let this be a lesson to you, always find the STUD.
Am I taking calls?
