Yes, big penises are better than small ones.  I have to be honest.  I look at those little penises that are under 6 inches and I can’t help but giggle.  I bet those guys wish they would have eaten their vegetables.  I’m not kidding when I say that.  A lot of studies have shown that not eating your vegetables can have an effect on your penis size.  Although we can’t forget plain old genetics either.  But, just as important as length is girth.  If you have a pencil prick, even if it’s long, it’s still not going to do the job.  I’m not saying I have a gaping hole for a vagina but I do want to at least feel a man when he’s there.  I don’t want to have to ask him that question, “Is it in yet?”

So, if you have a small penis here are a few suggestions of what you can do with it.  First, tell me how small it is so I can laugh hysterically at you.  Second, run right out and buy some panties because any real man knows only shrimp dick losers wear panties and if you are under 6 inches you are a shrimp dick loser.  You might want to get a tattoo on it.  I mean, it’s not going to be anything but an ornament for the rest of your life, right?  You might as well decorate it.  Buy a blow up doll.  Good luck getting her to smile, she won’t feel a thing.

Lastly, if you’re the type of loser who enjoys some degradation for the fact that you have a small cock, give me a call on the humiliation phone sex line.  I need a good laugh from time to time.

Ms Tia

A lot of boys seem to think I’m a mean mistress.  I don’t know whatever gave them that idea.  If you are a loser, you’re a loser.  If you are a small dicked wimp, that’s what you are.   I don’t think it’s mean at all to point those things out to you and laugh about it.  I mean, it’s obvious to me so it must be obvious to the rest of the world and especially any women in your life that you’ve tried to woo along the way, right?  Get used to it, you’re not a real man.  You don’t measure up.  Now, if that’s mean, then so be it.  But, I am not being mean, I’m just being truthful and honest.  Boys like you (and I do mean BOYS) have a few purposes, that’s true.  You’re good for body worship or cleaning my boots.  You’re definitely good for some comic relief.  Who doesn’t love a good laugh?  But, I don’t yell and I don’t punish you for being who you are.  You’re a shrimp dick and a submissive wimp.  I’ll just laugh and point like all the other women in your life.  I’m sure you’re used to it, right?

Cuckold Fantasies

Every now and then I do like to indulge in my own cuckold fantasies.  Yes, I love cuckolding a man and I have cuckolded several in my time.  The look on their poor little face the first time I tell them that they are not satisfying me sexually in any way and I’ll be getting my sexual satisfaction elsewhere is priceless.  They almost always get an erection.  It’s not like they don’t know they’re inadequate.  The question is, are they willing to succumb to the humiliation of knowing that their lady, the woman they adore, is now going to be giving her sexual favors to more skilled men?  That’s the thing a cuckold has to decide, I suppose.  Most of the time they decide to endure the frustration and submit.  After all, they know they suck at sex and not in a good way.  So, if you have fantasized about being told for the first time by your loving wife that she’s sick of your pathetic attempts at lovemaking and wants a real man…listen to the erotic audio below.

Later!

Tia

I really do wish it were here already.  I know it’s going to sound sort of “full of myself” but I love my birthday.  I don’t just love it because it’s my birthday though.  I love it because spring is so close and I love spring.  The flowers begin to bloom and all that winter fucking turns into new babies for the animal world.  This year I keep checking the yard because last fall I planted over 150 daffodils (my birth flower) in the yard.  So, every chance I get to take the puppy out, I make the rounds and inspect all my flower beds.  Unfortunately I’m not seeing anything yet and it’s been unseasonably warm.  I hope I didn’t do it wrong.  I’ve never been great at gardening but I give it one helluva try so I should get an A just for effort, don’t ya think?  But that’s not the only reason I love spring.  Spring makes me horny.  Yes, you read that right.  Mistress Tia is horny.

Sexy Thoughts and Phone Conversations

Where do I begin?  I’ve had had some of the most erotic and thought provoking phone conversations lately.  Not to mention some of the fantasies you guys can come up.  Then, there were some that were purely my own imagination taking a spin and you came along for the ride.  Although I currently only have one boy at the moment who is in any long term chastity.  I’m sure he’s looking forward to my birthday too, HA HA.  He only gets to cum on special occasions.  I have to say my cockteasing side has been quite mischeviouos lately and a little sadistic.  Some of you wanted me to laugh at you, which I did willingly when I saw or heard about the size of your pathetic penis.  Some of you wanted me to dress you up and turn you out like a whore, and some of you wanted me to cocktease you into oblivion. But, that’s what spring does to me, as I said.  

I have had quite a few of my own fantasies lately also.  Some involved big cocked boys standing around me, worshipping me and stroking their lovely cocks.  Some of them involved dressing up a sissy or taking her shopping and humiliating her in public by making her try on all sorts of lingerie and dresses.  Some of you know I had tendinitis last week so the Vicodin was making me sleep very soundly.  I had many erotic dreams.  I was teasing boys in my sleep!  Did I mention I’m horny?

Two Mistress Calls

I had a chance to do some two mistress phone sex calls this past week, also.  Fanny Dribble spent some time talking to Ms Ryan and I on the phone.  Poor Fanny, locked in the bathroom for the night.   I even had a hot three-way with Ms Ashley the other night, OMG!  Lastly, I spent some time with Empress Christine and we giggled and humiliated a little man because he just didn’t have the equipment to get the job done.  I had a great time on each call and I have to say these ladies are hotter than hell.  I can’t wait for my next two mistress call.  Did I mention that I’m horny?

Audios and Show Highlights

I highly recommend checking out the adult podcasts for this week at Provocatalk Radio and The Mistress Interviews.  Both shows went really well and both shows were very entertaining.  Hair and Heels had Ms Ally as their special guest and she even played the piano for them!  I got to hang out for awhile at Ms Ann’s PJ Party Friday night at midnight Eastern on Cock Radio.  It was fun!  I don’t know who won all those sexy panties she was giving away but there were a lot of them given out, from what I understand.  I’m sure some sissy boy out there is anxiously awaiting a pair of panties.  Ms Sylvia was my co host for the Friday Night Fireside Fantasy and we played five songs specifically chosen by her and she hung out with us.  We had a great time and I got to hang around for an extra hour because poor Ms Hunter had lost electricity due to the Snowpocalypse of 2011.  Ms Sylvia had to leave and tend to her lover and her husband who were waiting patiently in her bedroom.  Yes, you read that right, she’s in a full cuckold relationship.  I’m not sure who got the better end of that deal, me or her?  By the way, still horny here.

Ta ta til next time,

Tia

I want to give a shout out to those of you who have been begging me to take calls during the earlier hours of the day. You asked and I listened. I have decided to add a few early days into my schedule so click the schedule tab at the top of this blog to find out when I’ll be logging on early. Now you can have your masturbation mistress during the daytime hours a few days a week. Of course, for some of you, 3PM Eastern is still not early enough. Remember, I do take appointments.

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