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		<title>My Chastity Slaves and Sissy Beauty Abounds!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 10:04:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Chastity Slaves for Mistress Tia</p> <p>I have had many male chastity slaves over the years.  Some of them come and go, but never get to actually cum.  Some of them can&#8217;t stand enforced chastity for too long at a time so I have to be careful to balance the orgasm denial with a reprieve <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.masturbationmistress.com/blog/2011/04/06/my-chastity-slaves-and-sissy-beauty-abounds/">My Chastity Slaves and Sissy Beauty Abounds!</a></span>]]></description>
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<p>I have had many <a href="http://www.cockcontrol.com">male chastity </a>slaves over the years.  Some of them come and go, but never get to actually cum.  Some of them can&#8217;t stand enforced chastity for too long at a time so I have to be careful to balance the orgasm denial with a reprieve from time to time.  Some chastity slaves, like my edgepet, are so dedicated and diligent they would endure pain in their quest to remain chaste for me.  I have had <a href="http://www.cockcontrol.com/orgasm_denial_phone_sex.html">orgasm denial </a>slaves go as short as 4 days and as long as 400.  It&#8217;s not really about the amount of time for me, personally.  The more important part of the orgasm denial process for me is pushing those limits a little further each time.  Each time we complete a cycle of denial we strive to go a little longer until the next release.  Sometimes the only release an orgasm denial slave gets is a milking, and only for the sake of his prostate.  Other times I love to impose a <a href="http://www.cockcontrol.com/ruined_orgasms.html">ruined orgasm</a>.  Chastity in and of itself is not a task to be taken lightly.  You can sign up for a chastity training program with any of the mistresses and I would be happy to be your guide.  Let the games begin!</p>
<p>Sissy Beauty Pageant</p>
<p>I love this time of year and I have to say the Sissy Beauty pageant is my favorite thing about April!  The pictures are up and the voting has started.  If you wanted to enter and haven&#8217;t, please do.  I am always amazed at how creative the <a href="http://www.getgirlie.com">sissy community </a>gets with their photos and outfits.  I can&#8217;t wait to see the results of the pageant.  Winners will receive some great sissy prizes and will be announced April 8th, 2011.  I&#8217;m very excited!</p>
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		<title>Get Your Sissy Ass Up, Show Me Your Dance Moves!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 04:10:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Anyone who knows me knows how much I adore Dita Von Teese.  In fact, my sister in law was sweet enough to purchase her wall calendar for me for Christmas this year.  I have a huge coffee table book of Dita that a customer lovingly sent me and I think she is fantastic in <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.masturbationmistress.com/blog/2011/03/06/get-your-sissy-ass-up-show-me-your-dance-moves/">Get Your Sissy Ass Up, Show Me Your Dance Moves!</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anyone who knows me knows how much I adore Dita Von Teese.  In fact, my sister in law was sweet enough to purchase her wall calendar for me for Christmas this year.  I have a huge coffee table book of Dita that a customer lovingly sent me and I think she is fantastic in every way.  I even follow her on twitter.  So, is it any wonder that the movie I chose for my birthday evening at home was Burlesque?</p>
<p>Now, to be honest, the movie was good but not fantastic.  The best part was sexy Christina Aguilera and the costumes, as well as the dance numbers.  Of course, I decided while watching it that this movie would appeal to many genres.  You sissy girls will love the costumes and dance numbers and the faggot boys would love the fact that Cher is in it and of course sings not once but twice (what queer doesn&#8217;t love Cher?, admit it, you know you do)  In fact, I got a few ideas for some great <a href="http://www.sissyville.com">sissy assignments </a>while watching this film.</p>
<p>Burlesque dancing is an old art form that is making a terrific comeback.  Is it any wonder the art of the ultimate <a href="http://www.cockcontrol.com">cocktease</a> is back? There are classes all over the United States and the UK offering burlesque and pole dancing.  There are even articles on how to get his attention with a perfect lap dance in all the women&#8217;s magazines.  You don&#8217;t have to be a great dancer.  You just have to want to learn the sexy moves.  The best part is, you&#8217;re burning calories while you get your &#8220;sexy&#8221; on.  So, sissy boys and girls&#8230;why not take a pole dancing class?  I know a few of you have ventured out and actually done just that.  In fact, I&#8217;ve had some great phone sex conversations with a few of you who actually went out and took a burlesque class.  But, if you&#8217;re too shy to actually go out in public and take that class, you can always learn via youtube.  Just search for burlesque and pole dancing lessons and voila!  Now you have an excuse to get dressed up in something totally sexy and look like a vampy vixen while you strut your stuff in the privacy of your living room. </p>
<p> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMCiopHxRZ8">Burlesque Dance Lessons</a></p>
<p>So, get your sissy ass up and show me how you burlesque!  Your assignment, should you choose to accept it is to watch the movie first and foremost.  Then, put together your own wildly wicked costume and get some youtube videos together and DANCE your ass off for me!  Show me how fem-fabulous you are!  Feather boas and fans will get extra points, by the way.  Let&#8217;s see you strut your stuff, girls.</p>
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		<title>Crossdressing Fantasies and Femdom Dreams</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 10:20:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Last night I had a dream.  It was a very erotic dream and it was beautiful.  You were there.  You were my crossdressing lover. We had a wonderful day together, shopping for clothes and shoes and lingerie.  You were trying things on for me, I was trying things on for you.  We were fully feminizing <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.masturbationmistress.com/blog/2010/08/06/crossdressing-fantasies-and-femdom-dreams/">Crossdressing Fantasies and Femdom Dreams</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last night I had a dream.  It was a very erotic dream and it was beautiful.  You were there.  You were my crossdressing lover. We had a wonderful day together, shopping for clothes and shoes and lingerie.  You were trying things on for me, I was trying things on for you.  We were fully <a href="http://www.femphone.com/what-makes-a-woman.html">feminizing you </a>and we were both loving every minute of it.  Then it flashed to the day spa and we were lying on tables side by side, getting facials and massages.  It was heaven.  I felt so close to you.  I felt so warm inside.  I could see your feminine side shining through and you were positively glowing from the joy we shared.</p>
<p>Later that night, as I painstakingly applied your eyeliner and mascara while sitting on your lap facing you, I was thinking how wonderful it had all been and how much I adored sharing these beautiful things with you.  We were dressed in matching baby doll nighties.  They were pink and soft and very frilly.  They were so short they barely covered our sweet sexy asses.  You were <a href="http://www.femphone.com">my crossdressing lover</a>.  It was so sensual and erotic.  When I applied your lipstick I bent forward, took your chin and lifted your face toward mine, kissing you softly on the lips.  I tasted your tongue and I was instantly wet with excitement.</p>
<p>We poured glasses of wine and snuggled up in bed together.  We were just two girls, enjoying our evening of passion.  It was a <a href="http://www.femphone.com/lingerie.html">crossdressing dream </a>come true and a femdom fantasy I want to relive again.  Hopefully soon.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.masturbationmistress.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/pagprptdity005.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-821  aligncenter" title="Feminization Mistress Tia" src="http://www.masturbationmistress.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/pagprptdity005-202x300.jpg" alt="" width="202" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>But, alas, I woke up and realized it was a dream.  A great dream.  But, a dream.  I hope we can discuss your feminization dreams the next time we talk.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">You can follow me on twitter at <a href="http://www.masturbationmistress.com/blog/wp-admin/www.twitter.com/MistressTia">www.twitter.com/MistressTia</a> Or on Facebook at Tia Domina For an erotic phone session with Empress Tia, call 800-601-6975<br />
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		<itunes:subtitle>Last night I had a dream.  It was a very erotic dream and it was beautiful.  You were there.  You were my crossdressing lover. We had a wonderful day together, shopping for clothes and shoes and lingerie.  You were trying things on for me,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Last night I had a dream.  It was a very erotic dream and it was beautiful.  You were there.  You were my crossdressing lover. We had a wonderful day together, shopping for clothes and shoes and lingerie.  You were trying things on for me, I was trying things on for you.  We were fully feminizing you and we were both loving every minute of it.  Then it flashed to the day spa and we were lying on tables side by side, getting facials and massages.  It was heaven.  I felt so close to you.  I felt so warm inside.  I could see your feminine side shining through and you were positively glowing from the joy we shared.

Later that night, as I painstakingly applied your eyeliner and mascara while sitting on your lap facing you, I was thinking how wonderful it had all been and how much I adored sharing these beautiful things with you.  We were dressed in matching baby doll nighties.  They were pink and soft and very frilly.  They were so short they barely covered our sweet sexy asses.  You were my crossdressing lover.  It was so sensual and erotic.  When I applied your lipstick I bent forward, took your chin and lifted your face toward mine, kissing you softly on the lips.  I tasted your tongue and I was instantly wet with excitement.

We poured glasses of wine and snuggled up in bed together.  We were just two girls, enjoying our evening of passion.  It was a crossdressing dream come true and a femdom fantasy I want to relive again.  Hopefully soon.

But, alas, I woke up and realized it was a dream.  A great dream.  But, a dream.  I hope we can discuss your feminization dreams the next time we talk.
You can follow me on twitter at www.twitter.com/MistressTia Or on Facebook at Tia Domina For an erotic phone session with Empress Tia, call 800-601-6975
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		<title>Reach your Phone Mistress Faster with Click To Call</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m so excited that we have a new feature available.  You all asked for it and now it&#8217;s really here!  Click to Call!  You can read all about it on our individual pages at Cock Control, but let me tell you more.  It&#8217;s safe, it&#8217;s secure, and you won&#8217; t have to sit on <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.masturbationmistress.com/blog/2010/03/08/reach-your-phone-mistress-faster-with-click-to-call/">Reach your Phone Mistress Faster with Click To Call</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.masturbationmistress.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/laughatyou.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-450" title="Masturbation Domination Mistress Tia" src="http://www.masturbationmistress.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/laughatyou.jpg" alt="" width="258" height="244" /></a>I&#8217;m so excited that we have a new feature available.  You all asked for it and now it&#8217;s really here!  <a href="http://cockcontrol.com/click_to_call2.html">Click to Call</a>!  You can read all about it on our individual pages at Cock Control, but let me tell you more.  It&#8217;s safe, it&#8217;s secure, and you won&#8217; t have to sit on hold waiting to get through to a dispatcher.  How fantastic is that?  Just enter your information and your mistress is at your fingertips.  It&#8217;s that simple.  For a <a href="http://www.voxerotic.com">phone sex femdom </a>like me this is a dream come true.  I know how frustrated you can get with your hard cock in your hand, waiting for the dispatcher to connect you.  So, we solved your waiting anxiety.</p>
<p>I  spoke with B tonight who loves it when I dress him up like a sissy whore and then I take advantage of him.   I really love talking to him.  I have to say, feminization is a very erotic fantasy for me in so many ways.  It&#8217;s the intimacy of guiding a man into my world.  Taking you by the hand and teaching you all the things you need to know about being a woman.  I adore sitting on a man&#8217;s lap, facing him, gently putting on his makeup and eyeliner, then applying a beautiful dark red to his sexy mouth.  This is an act of intimacy more than a sex act in many ways.  Letting you get a peek over the fence into the realm of being a real woman is such a rush.  I love everything from picking out your panties and stockings to teaching you about the art of <a href="http://www.suckpatrol.com">sucking my strap on</a>.  I am gentle and kind, guiding you every step of the way.  If you haven&#8217;t explored your feminization fantasies with me yet, you should.</p>
<p>Lastly, I want to say thank you to all of those that wished me a happy birthday.  I got some lovely gifts.  Thanks to N for the great Amy Brown fairy, I love fairies of all kinds, and it was so sweet of you to think of me.  A special thank you for the sweet flowers that MB sent, they were so beautiful.  I was really touched.  You all made getting one year older not so bad.</p>
<p>For an erotic phone session with Empress Tia, call 800-601-6975<br />
Must be 18+<br />
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum<br />
Discreetly billed to your credit card</p>
<p>http://ratemycall.com</p>
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		<title>110 Masturbators to Go and a Sissy Contest!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 04:21:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p></p> <p>I wonder, is it fair to count someone more than once if he&#8217;s masturbated for me more than once this week? Some of you have decided to become my ardent admirers. I must say I was surprised to hear that I am being discussed in the college dorms.  I can&#8217;t blame you, to <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.masturbationmistress.com/blog/2009/05/18/110-masturbators-to-go/">110 Masturbators to Go and a Sissy Contest!</a></span>]]></description>
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<p>I wonder, is it fair to count someone more than once if he&#8217;s masturbated for me more than once this week?  Some of you have decided to become my ardent admirers.  I must say I was surprised to hear that I am being discussed in the college dorms.  I can&#8217;t blame you, to be honest.  But, college boys can stroke for such a long time and they have such stamina.  I adore stamina in a man!  I also adore kinky toys so let me tell you about this awesome toy I saw the other day&#8230;</p>
<p>Let me introduce you to the televibe.  With the televibe, not only does your Mistress of Masturbation get to control you with her voice, she <a href="http://www.calston.com/catalog/8100_televibe.htm">controls you through her computer</a>.  You get a comfortable jelly like sleeve to masturbate with, it includes a vibrating egg.  If you like, you can just use the egg and place it against your balls.  Once you get it, all you have to do is give your phone sex mistress the controls and let the fun begin!  What a great way to <a href="http://www.strokeforme.com">enhance your orgasms</a> and take them to the very next level.  If you&#8217;re interested in trying it, I&#8217;m more than happy to be your mistress of ceremonies for the maiden or virgin voyage.  Ask me about it.</p>
<p>So, I did mention a sissy contest and here it is.  This is a simple contest that I&#8217;ll be posting in the forums as well as here on my blog.  You&#8217;ll probably hear me talking about it on my internet radio show tomorrow night also.  Many of you know that I&#8217;m getting married next month. Don&#8217;t worry, I&#8217;m not leaving you.  I&#8217;m looking for a purse.  A great bridal handbag.  Now, my tastes run toward vintage, beads, pearls, etc. So, here is what I&#8217;m asking:  Find a purse or handbag for my wedding, try to keep it under $300, please.  Send the link or picture and link to tia_n_cocktales@yahoo.com and I&#8217;ll pick the winner.  The winner receives a <a href="http://www.sissyschool.com">free 10 minute phone sex call</a> from me!  Happy Hunting.</p>
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		<title>Sissy Boys in Panties and Other Fetish Fun</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 07:46:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been around more lately, or at least more than usual.  I had a chance to have a long conversation with one of my very first sissies, Michele.  I love the way Michele whines and tells me how she just wants to be Mistress Tia&#8217;s slut.  In fact, I love the way she says, <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.masturbationmistress.com/blog/2009/02/26/sissy-boys-in-panties-and-other-fetish-fun/">Sissy Boys in Panties and Other Fetish Fun</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been around more lately, or at least more than usual.  I had a chance to have a long conversation with one of my very first sissies, Michele.  I love the way Michele whines and tells me how she just wants to be Mistress Tia&#8217;s slut.  In fact, I love the way she says, &#8220;Mistress Tia&#8221;.  She purrs so wonderfully for me when I bend her over and strip her panties down, revealing her waiting little pussy.  Michele is a true sissy fuck slut and I could literally fuck her all night, I almost have!  She&#8217;s such a <a href="http://www.sissyschool.com">panty whore</a>.  I&#8217;m hoping she keeps her promise to me and calls me next time she&#8217;s out shopping for new sissy panties at the lingerie shop.  I can&#8217;t wait!</p>
<p>Of course that doesn&#8217;t mean I haven&#8217;t enjoyed the <a href="http://www.cuckoldfantasies.com">cuckold fantasy calls</a> and the Cock and Ball torture calls, even the sexy sensuous calls.  You know I love them all!  I&#8217;ll be around as much as I can this weekend and trying to catch up with all of you who have been complaining that you can&#8217;t get  my golden voice of torture on the phone.  Did you ever stop to think that my being elusive is all part of the tease?  I&#8217;m sure some of you just thought to yourselves, &#8220;WTF?&#8221;  HA HA HA</p>
<p>For those of you who keep trying in vain, I did post a new recording to the Mistress Always Wins site and I think you&#8217;ll enjoy it.  If you&#8217;ve ever had an ex girlfriend or ex wife that drove you crazy with lust but you just knew she was bad news, you&#8217;ll love this recording.  I have to thank a special guy, F, for writing this story though, he is a very creative guy.  In fact, look for more <a href="http://www.voxeroticpodcast.com">explicit femdom audios</a> in the near future.</p>
<p>Talk to you soon!</p>
<p>Ms Tia</p>
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		<title>Hot Phone Sex, Cold Beer and a Cool Pool</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:46:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>At last, summer has arrived.  I was beginning to think that the idea of getting my legs waxed last week was a complete waste.  But, lo and behold it finally arrived.  So, now everyone can enjoy my soft sexy long legs when I lay out byt the pool.  Naturally, I&#8217;m sitting here as close <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.masturbationmistress.com/blog/2008/07/05/hot-phone-sex-cold-beer-and-a-cool-pool/">Hot Phone Sex, Cold Beer and a Cool Pool</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At last, summer has arrived.  I was beginning to think that the idea of getting my legs waxed last week was a complete waste.  But, lo and behold it finally arrived.  So, now everyone can enjoy my soft sexy long legs when I lay out byt the pool.  Naturally, I&#8217;m sitting here as close to naked as possible while I write this because guess what?  It&#8217;s fucking hot.  I&#8217;m hot.   So what do you do when it&#8217;s hot?  Well, I love a cold beer but I also love a cold anything.  Water will do, beer is better.   Water is much better when it&#8217;s in my pool and I&#8217;m swimming in it.  Which leads to this story&#8230;</p>
<p>I knew last week that the weather was going to get warm so I called the maintenance people for the pool.  Little did I know they have hired someone new, good looking and incredibly talented.  He cleaned the pool, put in the necessary chemicals and then asked me in that  tone I have learned to understand so well if there was anything else he could do for me.  Well, I had him take care of a few things, multiple things as a matter of fact.  <a href="http://www.teasemafia.com">Orgasms</a> by the pool are especially delicious, I have to say.  I just love warm weather and sexy men.  He&#8217;ll be coming back next week, my pool will be needing extra maintenance this summer.</p>
<p> As for you boys, you know that when I turn on the phone it&#8217;s time to get hot and steamy with some sexual <a href="http://www.mayicum.com">tease and denial</a>, don&#8217;t you?  Or you might run to get those panties on while you dial my number.   Either way, I want to hear about your favorite perversion, your most intimate fantasy.  In fact, I think I&#8217;ll have a contest this week to see who can come up with the most naughty perverted fantasy on his phone sex call with me.  I consider myself quite a connoisseur of <a href="http://www.voxerotic.com">unique phone fantasies</a>.  So, let&#8217;s see what you have for me this week, hmmmm?</p>
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		<title>Phone Moans and Confessions</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 06:42:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Hello all,</p> <p>Seems this week has been a great one for phone sex confessions!  I&#8217;ve had so many interesting conversations I simply couldn&#8217;t choose a favorite if I tried.  There was the guy who confessed to stealing panties from the laundry room in his apartment complex.  Pervert!  But, he normally only got clean panties, <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.masturbationmistress.com/blog/2008/06/16/phone-moans-and-confessions/">Phone Moans and Confessions</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello all,</p>
<p>Seems this week has been a great one for <a href="http://www.voxerotic.com">phone sex confessions</a>!  I&#8217;ve had so many interesting conversations I simply couldn&#8217;t choose a favorite if I tried.  There was the guy who confessed to stealing panties from the laundry room in his apartment complex.  Pervert!  But, he normally only got clean panties, poor thing.  Still, he attempted to sniff the crotch of them and fantasized about the pussy inside them.  The conversation was quite interesting as he revealed his obsession with the female sex organ.  Since there are not so many true pussy worshipers as one might think, he impressed me with his ability to take it to the next level.</p>
<p>Next, there were some of my all time favorite boys.  M wanted a reprieve from having to wear his panties for almost 2 weeks straight.  Of course I gave him some time off from panty duty but not without upping his daily assignments.  Poor M, each time he is in chastity it gets a bit longer.  I wonder if he realizes that soon he will be granted a release only twice a year.  <a href="http://www.cockcontrol.com">Forced chastity </a>is something I know he secretly craves, however, it&#8217;s been slow and steady to convince him and the rewards have been great.  I just hope he keeps up the great work.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve updated the schedule, so check the availability page as I will be available more this week and that means great phone sex for you and for ME!  I love a sexy conversation. </p>
<p>Ohhhhh, I almost forgot!  We have 4 brand new Empress&#8217; this week!  That&#8217;s right, 4!  <a href="http://www.cockcontrol.com/index.php?action=show&amp;tease=145">Empress Mallory</a>, <a href="http://www.cockcontrol.com/index.php?action=show&amp;tease=144">Empress Vanessa</a>, <a href="http://www.cockcontrol.com/index.php?action=show&amp;tease=143">Empress Celeste</a>, and <a href="http://www.cockcontrol.com/index.php?action=show&amp;tease=146">Empress Jill</a>.  So be sure and say hello to each of these very talented ladies!</p>
<p>Mistress Tia</p>
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		<title>Hear my voice right here!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 18:10:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey boys,</p> <p>I&#8217;m looking forward to heating up the phone sex lines tonight and talking to all my favorites, as well as a few new boys and sissy sluts.  Some of you came up with some great ideas for vanity plates, thank you.  I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said, &#8220;Men <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.masturbationmistress.com/blog/2008/06/10/hear-my-voice-right-here/">Hear my voice right here!</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey boys,</p>
<p>I&#8217;m looking forward to heating up the <a href="http://www.voxerotic.com">phone sex </a>lines tonight and talking to all my favorites, as well as a few new boys and sissy sluts.  Some of you came up with some great ideas for vanity plates, thank you.  I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said, &#8220;Men come in 3 sizes&#8230;small, medium and OH MY GOD&#8221;.  Truthfully, I think men come in 3 other sizes; average, above average and oh wait, let me get my magnifying glass!</p>
<p>I spent some time in the <a href="http://www.communitykink.com">chat room </a>this morning and talked with a blonde bimbo sissy who was telling me she likes to give <a href="http://www.strokeforme.com">webcam lap dances</a>!  How I would love to see that.  From the description she gave of her measurements I would say she must look like barbie; in which case I would think the poor bimbo would have a hard time walking without falling flat on her face from those enormous tits.  Still, it was an interesting conversation to say the least.</p>
<p>So, be sure to check out the additional pages I have added to my blog.  There are sexy audios and a picture page for you to drool over, as well as my all important SCHEDULE.  I&#8217;ll chat with you on the phone very soon, I hope.</p>
<p> Ms Tia</p>
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		<title>Yes it&#8217;s fast and no you can&#8217;t drive it!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 03:58:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey there,</p> <p>Ok, it took me awhile to get back here and write something, so shoot me.  I don&#8217;t want to bore you with nothing but pandering about my life as a phone sex goddess so sometimes I step away for awhile until I have something of interest to say.  I guess this would <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.masturbationmistress.com/blog/2008/05/17/yes-its-fast-and-no-you-cant-drive-it/">Yes it&#8217;s fast and no you can&#8217;t drive it!</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey there,</p>
<p>Ok, it took me awhile to get back here and write something, so shoot me.  I don&#8217;t want to bore you with nothing but pandering about my life as a <a href="http://www.strokeforme.com">phone sex </a>goddess so sometimes I step away for awhile until I have something of interest to say.  I guess this would be one of those times, ha ha.</p>
<p>I bought myself a new car last week.  Let&#8217;s just say she&#8217;s sporty, the newest car I&#8217;ve ever owned, she&#8217;s electric red and her initials are BMW.  I adore her.  I think we&#8217;re going to be great friends.  I didn&#8217;t buy the car only for the looks and prestige though, I bought it for the safety ratings and the fact that my V-8 SUV was getting too expensive to drive, not to mention not very practical for a goddess.</p>
<p>So, now that I have this sexy red vehicle I have to come up with something fun to put on the license plate frame.  Do any of you have any ideas?  The title of this blog entry is my main choice at the moment but I&#8217;m very open to all ideas.  I thought it would be a lot of fun to ask my <a href="http://www.voxerotic.com">favorite phone sex </a>buddies their opinions and perhaps get some great suggestions.  If you know me, you know I have a great sense of humor so funny is the key here.  I had a few ideas&#8230;phone goddess, foneho, lady in red, get in sit down shut up and hold on, I&#8217;m not spoiled I just buy what I want.  I&#8217;m sure you get the idea.  But originality and comedy are what I&#8217;m looking for here boys and girls.  If you have an idea, feel free to e-mail me at <a href="mailto:tia_n_cocktales@yahoo.com">tia_n_cocktales@yahoo.com</a> and let me know what you think. </p>
<p>Now, back to heating up the <a href="http://www.cockcontrol.com">phone sex lines</a>, I&#8217;m hoping you&#8217;ll be on the other end.</p>
<p>Ms Tia</p>
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